Column: Trotting Home

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The Clash of the Uglies

Author: mummywhycantieatcrayons / Date: Tuesday 10th April 2007

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No, not Sam Allardyce and David Moyes - it's all about the teams they lead. Mummywhycantieatcrayons delivers the verdict on an unsavoury battle at the 'Bok.

Whether one sees the draw as a well-earned point or a missed opportunity to make ground on the fourth Champions’ League spot, it’s difficult to be too surprised at the result. As much as the Club’s P.R. department has had squad members queuing up to stress the extent of our...

Moyes will be Moyes

Author: TANGODANCER / Date: Sunday 8th April 2007

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It's Big Sam versus Gollum in the game of the season. Tangodancer referees.

Once upon a time, in the land of make-believe - and not all that many years ago, Everton were the high-flyers and the mighty Red half of the city of vultures, er, culture, languished unremarkably in the nether regions of the lower divisions. Now, since at least in the minds...

Bolton Temper the Blades

Author: communistworkethic / Date: Sunday 1st April 2007

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Communistworkethic sees the Wanderers produce a much sharper display.

Embarrassing. Laboured. Cynical. Hackneyed. Ugly. If that’s what is classed as entertainment in Bolton then is it any wonder the abuse we get? But less of the crappy busker video at half time that has had 'literally hundreds of downloads'. Have you ever looked at Youtube Graham? As the sunshine...

Deal or Sheffield Steal?

Author: ratbert / Date: Thursday 29th March 2007

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Recently Ratbert broke into Channel 4 HQ and after a sniff around the vaults discovered a special edition of hit game show ‘Deal or No Deal’ in a dustbin. He took it home and loaded it into his Betamax video player…

Noel Edmonds: Hello everyone. Welcome to a special Premiership managers edition of Deal or No Deal. 20 identical sealed boxes, 20 league positions, and no questions except one – well actually several if you’ve only won two games in the whole of 2007, but never mind. Let’s pick a player! (Dum...

Paying the Penalty

Author: superjohnmcginlay / Date: Monday 5th March 2007

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Bolton do what they do best. Drive their own fans to drink. Superjohnmcginlay drowns his sorrows while Mark Hughes celebrates in typical Dingle style.

Sunday 4th March 5.00pm. Coach & Horses Not very happy. I’ve just got back from the game after watching another lacklustre Bolton performance and to be honest I’m a little bit pissed off. I’ve decided to have a few to calm me down so this report is being written in the...

Invasion of the Moonshine Boys

Author: TANGODANCER / Date: Friday 2nd March 2007

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Tune up them thar fiddles boys and polish them washboards. The Dingle boys ride into town.

It’s that time again folks. The cockerel alarms have been set for an early rising of the Foggy Bottom boys - the fans that is, as most of the team these days probably need a map to find their way home to Blackburn. A special banjo version of “Oh brother...

Invasion of the Mancs

Author: warthog / Date: Thursday 15th February 2007

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Bolton's babies more than hold their own against the visitors from the Soccerdome.

It’s a pain when Manchester United visit Leyland. You can’t find a parking space and the visiting fans have usually scoffed all the pies before you get into the ground. Things were as expected from the away following on Thurday evening. The Mancs were ugly, pock-marked, be-hooded...

Paranoid? Us?

Author: hisroyalgingerness / Date: Thursday 15th February 2007

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A report by the FBI Agent Mouldy Fox into the conspiracy that led to Bolton's failure to progress to the FA Cup 5th Round.

Background There was a document leaked to this agent entitled ‘Bolton Wanderers must not reach the FA Cup Final as it is the first at the new Wembley’ sent by worried FA officials who were concerned at the lack of big clubs in the draw for the 5th round. After...

The TW Guide to Marital Bliss

Author: thebish / Date: Tuesday 13th February 2007

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Thebish gives some advice on dealing with your loved ones on St Valentines Day. Once the Wanderers' players are happy, you can think of what to say to the wife.

Oh what a dilemma for thousands of Gooners and Trotters - it's February 14th and the missus (or the hubby) says it is "fine" if you go to the match - "you go to the match if you want to, darling" - but you've heard that tone before - and...

Bolton 2 Fulham 1

Author: TANGODANCER / Date: Sunday 11th February 2007

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Three more points to the Whites but Tangodancer is unimpressed with the performance of the team and the half-time slappers.

Despite the views of Sky and other commentaries, this was far from a dazzling performance by the Whites. Maybe TV made it look better than it was from pitch-side. Here’s how it looked from the East side touchline: The first quarter of an hour or so saw Fulham moving the...


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