Column: Trotting Home

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Tieing the Notts..?

Author: TANGODANCER / Date: Wednesday 22nd August 2012

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Down in the forest, something stirred...

Hard to hear Nottingham Forest mentioned without memories of the immortal Brain Clough springing straight to mind. A great player, football manager and a no-nonsense, blunt, straight spoken man, Clough was nothing if not controversial. Many witticisms , funny and penetratingly direct are attributed to him, such as, " I...

The Final Countdown?

Author: TANGODANCER / Date: Saturday 5th May 2012

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Team selection out of a hat, it's last shot at the lottery.

"Nowhere to run to, Nowhere to hide". A song lyric that might have been written for the Whites game on Sunday. It really is time to face harsh fact: By four-o’clock tomorrow we’ll know if the pendulum will finally stop, or creak agonisingly along for another week. Two matches being played...

A view from across the pond.

Author: TANGODANCER / Date: Thursday 19th April 2012

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The crystal ball is very cloudy indeed.

With half-full/half-empty glasses scattered all over the tables, rose-tinted specs lying alongside black armbands and the supporters divided in opinions between hope and deep despair, the Sparking Clog vault has an uneasy atmosphere of tension and uncertainty this week. The swans are feeding on leeks and daffodils near the opposite...

Voodoo Hoodoo

Author: TANGODANCER / Date: Friday 6th April 2012

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The Manager of the Month hex looms over the Reebok.

  The general consensus is that we are sure to lose this one. Everything points to it.: The crystal ball gazers, Lawro’s prediction that we will win and the Jonah of all awards; Manager of the Month, being won by Owen Coyle are seen as sure inications of a "domingus supremus...

I hear you're a good footballer.... I try!

Author: TANGODANCER / Date: Friday 23rd March 2012

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Keep praying but remember it's the game that counts too.

Boltonions, and indeed most of those who follow football, don’t really care that idiotic, sensation-seeking journalists from comic-book dailies write tripe about mawkish sentiment and scoffing insensitivity. They’d all rather someone died to make caring worthwhile. It’s more news-worthy . Well, sorry chaps, our boy’s alive and well and he...

Force Ten from Toblerone.

Author: TANGODANCER / Date: Saturday 10th March 2012

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A rough guide to goals and wins being a cure for just about everything.

Not your most regular attendee at home games these day, but I remarked to Bruce Rioja before the game that I couldn’t remember when I last saw us lose at the Reebok. Given our recent form it probably sounded a touch "whistling in the dark’, but the first half did...

Hokey Cokey at the Bok.

Author: Dave Sutton's barnet / Date: Friday 9th March 2012

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DSB ponders on the ins, out and shake it all about'.

Not a small weekend, this. It starts with two points separating the bottom five, four of whom face off on Saturday: Blackburn at Wolves, QPR at Bolton. It ends with Wigan travelling to the surprisingly knotty Norwich knowing that defeat could leave them five points and an eternity from safety.Nothing...

Bore score, but not a bore draw.

Author: Jakerbeef / Date: Thursday 2nd February 2012

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Jakerbeef lets his mind wander in a winter wonderland.

Writing about a nil-nil draw is a bizarre task. Unless a red card is shown or a long-term injury is sustained then it’s ultimately a futile and wordy way of saying no-one scored but both teams earned a point. Of course as you sit there watching it there’s no way...

We Got More Than Stevenage

Author: William the White / Date: Sunday 29th January 2012

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William the White drinks from the cup that cheers, but stays sober.

The Cup is less than exciting these days, it seems. Cup fever in Bolton is now 30 minute ‘flu’, barely noticed, even by the small number afflicted, dealt with easily by a low strength soluble aspirin - much more sudden yawn than sudden death.We got more in the ground than...

A Welcome in the Winter Hillside

Author: ratbert / Date: Friday 27th January 2012

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It's a cup match. Bolton Wanderers don't care. Or do they?

In gardens everywhere the early shoots of spring are staring to appear; in a couple of short months to bloom as daffodils and tulips, much needed colour breaking through the winter gloom. Whisper it, but the green shoots of recovery are also starting to show in Bolton Wanderers’ hereto barren...


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