The Angelic Mr Diouf

Date: Thursday 21st December 2006

'Tis the season and all that lark. TW has discovered that even the most hated characters can get in to the christmas spirit.

El Hadji Diouf. Loved by Bolton fans, hated by, well, everybody else on the planet. On the field he's a magician, off it? Well he's a horrible evil tyrant isn't he? TW went deep undercover to find out, with some surprising results! It turns out that our Mr Diouf is nothing but a saint! PIZZA HUT Diouf was spotted at Pizza hut, acting as Father Christmas for their Christmas party out of the goodness of his heart. It was apparently nothing to do free pizza's for a year. CHRISTMAS CARD Next we intercepted a Christmas card sent to the office of Arsene Wenger. Who said there was no good will to all men at Christmas? A NATIVITY PLAY It was by accident that one of our reporters found this poster for his sons nativity play sponsored by Sam Allardyce no less. Imagine his shock when he recognised who was playing Scrooge!! Could it be that we have gotten it all wrong? Could it be that Sam Allardyce is in fact Evil and that Diouf is in fact Santa's little helper?