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Great to have you back TWSpy.

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If we beat Burnley in a couple of weeks TW Spy's report should be a lulu - though perhaps not suitable for a family forum like this. Wink Wink

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It's been a while...

TW Spy reports for duty!

On the TW board there was evidence of nerves - was this the case at www.the-wolf.co.uk?

To start with - they are still haunted a little bit by SupaJohn!

as a veteran of the battle of burnden I expect every away fan to do their duty tomorrow

to the tune of 'remember you're a womble'

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remember john macginlay
remember john macginlay
remember member member what a wanker wanker wanker he was...................

no mercy tomorrow wolves

ten years and more those notlob frauds have been playing prem footie at our expense

bolton must go down this season
the world is not in balance until they do - and Wolverhampton wanderers stay up


Did they sing that - anyone?? I think we should exploit the Wombles Feem Toon for a song of our own - ideas on a postcard to:

TW Spy
Top secret Location
That nobody knows
Except the secret postman

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i remember going there in the seventies. back of the stand was a building site and bricks and rubble poured down all game.
hated the barstewerds since then.


the feeling's mutual
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For those too young to remember, it is on You Tube.


oh yes - it so is!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onf8id6rxhY

last year the-wolf.co.uk had a little poll...

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Who do you hate most?
WBA 56%
Bolton 4%
John McGinlay 40%


Boy do they not like us! Very Happy

anyway - statto's on the case..

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If we compare our results this season with those of the last time we were in the Prem then you can see that after 27 games in 2003-4 we had won 24 points which would be the same as this season's total so far if we were to lose on Saturday. We had a poor end of season run-in last time winning only 9 points in the last eleven games.

Just hope we do better this time around.


it's not looking promising sunshine!

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this season is totally different
we must show no mercy and finish off what chances we get
hit bolton when they are down - hard
remember macGinlay
If I see loads of 'ooh aah' saves and near misses at the bolton end I will be the angriest I have been for yonks

keep them out and pitilessly bury our own chances
there ought to be no room for a 'last minute' bolton goal to make a difference to the result


hmmm let me weigh this up... words to describe Wolves this season..

merciless finishers of chances - burying the opposition and hitting hard - rottweilers

or...

weak and feeble roll-over puppy dogs - "wolves" my arse!!

hmmmmmmm - tricky!!

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One massive difference is that we have proven that we can defend a lead this time round. We might not be so potent going forward as we were then (but I believe we are getting better), but we are able to defend one goal leads.


now that IS encouraging! Now you just need to get one to defend...

now here's an interesting thing - they have spying on TW!!!

Bolton Fans views ahead of this week game

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I'm not worried either, we're better than f*****g Wolves and will have proven this come 4.45pm on Saturday.


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I can see this being this season's version of last season's Middlesbrough game! 3-0/4-0! Something has gotta click for us and we are far better than Wolves! MUST win as BWFCi has already astutely pointed out.


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We'll s**t 'em! I'm confident - we've got the players, the manager and we'll have a decent crowd on too. We were awful at Jackburn, but every team has bad games (the filth lost at Woodison this weekend, for example). I'm hoping that we go for it, attack attack attack! Score? 3-1 to the whites, SKD with 2 goals and Elmander with a late one.


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The performces of both teams has been poor recently and this game will be won by the team that wants it most

They think we're over confident!

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seem bit Confident for team he's playish gash and havent scored in hour many hours

now im remaining "quietly confident" for this match (in attempt not to jinx) but lets hope we have another spurs bunch on our hands here which we can get the last laugh come 5pm Saturday


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Way too confident, would love to show this to the lads before the game.

We will beat them, they are rubbish anyway. We have shown that we can easily beat them at home this season, and I have confidence in our away form this season.

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If only Mick could post this up before the game to his players.

More to the point what a bunch of idiots. How can Bolton be CONFIDENT of beating any team?? At least we can turn round and say we have good players on their day - Doyle, Jarvis, Geudiora etc. Who do they have? Elmander hahaha Kevin the cart horse Davies? Their best player is their keeper which tell you a lot about their team.

I am not saying we are guaranteed to win because we are no world beaters but there is no way on earth Bolton will beat Wolves or any side in the league comfortably this season so for their fans to think this they must be deluded. They don't score many, they are no longer hard to beat like when Alladyce was in charge, so if anything we should be the confident ones especially after their showing against Blackburn and the face that we should have had a point against Chelsea at the very least.

Always hated Bolton anyway, hit and hope football should be consigned to the Championship.


Ooh - there's a thought - Mick posting TW comments on the Wolves dressing room wall!

I suspect if there's any "consigning to the championship" to be done - errrr... - well - OK - I won't say just yet!

But - see what you did there lads?? In accusing us of overconfidence you tipped over the confidence line yourselves - thus jinxing the game and ensuring defeat for yourselves - we're not stupid on TW - it was us what did that!! hook, line and sinker!

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I hate Bolton SO much! Read that message board last night and it fired me up so much for Saturday!
Tin pot club, tin pot fans! I hope we do 'em Saturday!


it was a silent invasion!! lots of grrrrr'ing at the screen - but nobody brave enough to say hello?

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Let's just all keep it shut until, like the fella says...
4.45pm on Saturday.


bit late for that matey!

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Not to mention, this will be the game they target to kick start their season. Looks like Mick has a plan though as he's done some research on them and knows about them from his quotes in the E&S.


words to strike fear into any braveheart - Mick has a plan! I just wet my pants with terror!!! LMFAO



COYW!!!!!

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I've got every bit of confidence in us beating them. All that shit about there fans saying it will be easy is just bollocks.
They are still shit since Megson left ... Needs more than Mr Owen Coyle to get them playing decent football again.


just as well we won't need the decent football to beat the puppies.....

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Let's accept what their fans ain't bright enough to realise - this will be a close tight game. Either side could win. Will depend on lots of factors. But the way both teams have performed over last 4 games gives me confidence that on balance we are more likely to win than them.

There - now isn't that so much nicer than the "we're fantastic - they're shlt" stuff on their intellectual website (ie the one with words as well as pictures...?


on balance.... you can cock off mr smug git... that intellectual enough for you??

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Take a look at the attendance league table:-
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/stats/attendance?league=eng.1&cc=3436
Wolves average gate this season 28,000+
Bolton's - a meagre 21,000


oh dear - the attendance league table - the last resort of a crap club who haven't enough actual points....

but it's not all cock-a-hoop optimism amongst our vulpine namesakes...

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White Flags are out - Not from the Bolton fans, from us, weak, limp, lifeless. We serioulsy lack quality, people who are prepared to make killer passes and poeple who are able to stick the ball in the net.

Bolton are shit, but we are obviously shitter, bye bye Premier League at this rate.

4-5-1 in the Championship anyone?

Utter Bollocks.


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mccarthy put the white flag up yesterday. instead of being positive all he said at the press conference was how good bolton were. "they are much better than there league position" naming players who are "different class" they are "a solid & strong side". this needs to stop now, we now have to go into games & stop treating our oppents with so much respect, when we play burnley he has to treat it as a must win, i am sick of him saying he'd take a draw. we now need a hell of a good run, hull have a very easy run in & jimmy bullard is back aswell now.


Bullard is back??? shhhhh... whisper it... they say Aslan is on the move! Wink

anyway - (in a TV Burp style) Wolves fan's avatar of the week...

I like this one...



shall we get on to the game?

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TEAMS Bolton v Wolverhampton
Bolton: Jaaskelainen, Steinsson, Ricketts, Knight, Robinson, Muamba, Lee, Wilshere, Holden, Elmander, Kevin Davies. Subs: Al Habsi, Taylor, Riga, Klasnic, Cohen, Andrew O'Brien, Weiss.

Wolverhampton: Hahnemann, Zubar, Craddock, Berra, Ward, Henry, Guedioura, Foley, David Jones, Jarvis, Doyle. Subs: Hennessey, Elokobi, Ebanks-Blake, Keogh, Vokes, Milijas, Mancienne

Welcome back Keogh


who????

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Great to see keogh back! hope all the haters have moved on to someone else by now (or pissed off altogether would be better)
Excited now but strangely not nervous , i reckon we can do them


I think you'll find the haters have moved on to Matty Taylor - he's on the bench...

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Plenty of attacking options on the bench, nice to see.


yeah - like I said - matty Taylor!

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Let's hope for a big win to improve our confidence even more!
But I won't hope for Keogh being a gamewinner yet.


no - neither would I - good move! (who???)

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Just put me £20 on a wolves win at 3/1 so fingers crossed I havent cursed the result


you TURNIP!

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early free kick in a good position


sounds promising!

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The better side so far lets hope we can nail them.


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Merson commenting on the 'unbelievable' support on SSN


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We sound like the home team on Beacon, Wigan away comes to mind


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Merson says we are the better team but lacking final ball


so - let's recap! You are the better side, you have the best support and even Merson agrees with both! Quite simply - nothing could go wrong!

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Seems quite scrappy atm. I hope Wolves can refind that confidence on the ball that has been so impacting in recent games.


please tell me you didn't actually type that???

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bolton starting to apply some pressure


really?? does Merson agree with that one - or is that merely a personal opinion?

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nah wolves look threatening imo. bolton have been kept to long range pretty much bar 1 break.
WE CAN WIN THIS!


yeah - course you can - Merson says so....

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TBH if we get through to half time at 0-0 then we'll be a tad lucky. It'll give us a chance for Mick to work some magic - hopefully.


no magic needed - he has a plan!!

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kevin davies is causing a lot of problems for craddock


nahh - can't be - KD is utterly shite and past it - ask TW - or better still - ask Merson!

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The longer it stays 0-0 the better as far as I am concerned.


not much I'll wager......

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Until we score, that is.


ahh - yeah - that'll be what happens...

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Rather not be on the front foot too early.Happy to wait till the lsat ten.


are you sure that's wise?

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Shit 1-0

feck sake

shit defending very shit

SHITTTTTTTTT

Fed up of hearing about us creating chances and converting none. Nothing to show for 45mins again.


oh bugger - that's bad isn't it? now we're on the front foot too early - was that Mick's plan? The dastardly old schemer!

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shame we just dont score enough and sloppy defending just now puts us on back foot


how many feet have you got? if you didn't want to be on the front foot - then the back foot is the only other option isn't it? Now I'm confused..

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Been coming, looking dopey at the front and back.




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Shite. Really can't lose this one! What a terrible time to concede


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worst time to concede


at 0-0 - I'd say a worse time to concede would be in the 4th minute of stoppage time...

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Keogh on second half ?


who??? he's taking on the qualities of a demi-God in my imagination. what happened to that midfielder you had - mark davies?? did you let him go?

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Evening all. You could see that one coming. Who was marking Zat Knight? I wouldn't fancy being near Mick and the tea cups when he walks in!




never mind boys - there's another 45mins to go - and Mick has a plan! he knows all about Bolton - he'll have worked summat out.

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Winger cuts in from the left - poor defending from Guideora - cross in and Knight left unmarked for an easy tap in . All in the one minute of added time Crying or Very sad We were easily the best side in the first half ; what a terrible time to concede ; big mistake from the defenders ; should never have got past gladi and Fanny just left Knight open with three other Wolves defenders in the box


"easily"??? I very think not!

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First 20 mins maybe, the goal was coming though, lots of Bolton pressure by the end. I was just praying we coudl say we'd got away with it. 30 more seconds please wolves...


that's more like it! don't forget - you were hoping to go in at the break 0-0 with 5mins to go - you wouldn't be hoping for that if you were "easily the best" would you?? think it through pumpkin!

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If we could score as well as we made chances we wouldn't be in this mess, it's bloody frustrating!


never mind - it's the attendance table that really counts - hold your head up high!

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Bolton made the better chances, the double miss we were incredibly lucky to survive. Our only efforts are snapshots from distance or hoping we get our head on a corner.


true dat! but don't get carried away - we were quite shite too!

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Foley just poses no attacking threat, Doyle not really got into it. Guedioura has been poor and pretty anonymous, in fact the midfield has failed to really dominate considering we have another man in there. Don't know what I would do but a lot setpieces we haven;t taken advantage of. Milijas on as some point, Keogh maybe, I don't know but there is plenty of time left and we can definitely score against this lot.


sure you can.... everybody else does eventually!

as for your midfield conundrum - you may have an extra man - but we have muambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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Silly buggers in the middle again, how many times does that Prick henry feck about with the ball in the middle of the park.


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Somebody please smack our boys. Seriously.


you looking for some more McGinlay???



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we are living so dangerously


time to sound the last post? (snigger - I said that for a reason!!)

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Lady luck seems to be on our side, we should be well out of this by now.


yeah - problem is though - that we are a bit shite!


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I seem to have lost the remainder of this - they haven't even hit the post yet....

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It's been a while...

TW Spy reports for duty!

On the TW board there was evidence of nerves - was this the case at www.the-wolf.co.uk?

To start with - they are still haunted a little bit by SupaJohn!


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as a veteran of the battle of burnden I expect every away fan to do their duty tomorrow

to the tune of 'remember you're a womble'
remember john macginlay
remember john macginlay
remember member member what a wanker wanker wanker he was...................

no mercy tomorrow wolves

ten years and more those notlob frauds have been playing prem footie at our expense

bolton must go down this season
the world is not in balance until they do - and Wolverhampton wanderers stay up


Did they sing that - anyone?? I think we should exploit the Wombles Feem Toon for a song of our own - ideas on a postcard to:

TW Spy
Top secret Location
That nobody knows
Except the secret postman

Quote:
i remember going there in the seventies. back of the stand was a building site and bricks and rubble poured down all game.
hated the barstewerds since then.


the feeling's mutual
Quote:

For those too young to remember, it is on You Tube.


oh yes - it so is!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onf8id6rxhY

last year the-wolf.co.uk had a little poll...

Quote:
Who do you hate most?
WBA 56%
Bolton 4%
John McGinlay 40%


Boy do they not like us! Very Happy

anyway - statto's on tyhe case..

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If we compare our results this season with those of the last time we were in the Prem then you can see that after 27 games in 2003-4 we had won 24 points which would be the same as this season's total so far if we were to lose on Saturday. We had a poor end of season run-in last time winning only 9 points in the last eleven games.

Just hope we do better this time around.


it's not looking promising sunshine!

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this season is totally different
we must show no mercy and finish off what chances we get
hit bolton when they are down - hard
remember macGinlay
If I see loads of 'ooh aah' saves and near misses at the bolton end I will be the angriest I have been for yonks

keep them out and pitilessly bury our own chances
there ought to be no room for a 'last minute' bolton goal to make a difference to the result


hmmm let me weigh this up... words to describe Wolves this season..

merciless finishers of chances - burying the opposition and hitting hard - rottweilers

or...

weak and feeble roll-over puppy dogs - "wolves" my arse!!

hmmmmmmm - tricky!!

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One massive difference is that we have proven that we can defend a lead this time round. We might not be so potent going forward as we were then (but I believe we are getting better), but we are able to defend one goal leads.


now that IS encouraging! Now you just need to get one to defend...

now here's an interesting thing - they have spying on TW!!!

Bolton Fans views ahead of this week game

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I'm not worried either, we're better than f*****g Wolves and will have proven this come 4.45pm on Saturday.


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I can see this being this season's version of last season's Middlesbrough game! 3-0/4-0! Something has gotta click for us and we are far better than Wolves! MUST win as BWFCi has already astutely pointed out.


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We'll s**t 'em! I'm confident - we've got the players, the manager and we'll have a decent crowd on too. We were awful at Jackburn, but every team has bad games (the filth lost at Woodison this weekend, for example). I'm hoping that we go for it, attack attack attack! Score? 3-1 to the whites, SKD with 2 goals and Elmander with a late one.


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The performces of both teams has been poor recently and this game will be won by the team that wants it most

They think we're over confident!

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seem bit Confident for team he's playish gash and havent scored in hour many hours

now im remaining "quietly confident" for this match (in attempt not to jinx) but lets hope we have another spurs bunch on our hands here which we can get the last laugh come 5pm Saturday


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Way too confident, would love to show this to the lads before the game.

We will beat them, they are rubbish anyway. We have shown that we can easily beat them at home this season, and I have confidence in our away form this season.

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If only Mick could post this up before the game to his players.

More to the point what a bunch of idiots. How can Bolton be CONFIDENT of beating any team?? At least we can turn round and say we have good players on their day - Doyle, Jarvis, Geudiora etc. Who do they have? Elmander hahaha Kevin the cart horse Davies? Their best player is their keeper which tell you a lot about their team.

I am not saying we are guaranteed to win because we are no world beaters but there is no way on earth Bolton will beat Wolves or any side in the league comfortably this season so for their fans to think this they must be deluded. They don't score many, they are no longer hard to beat like when Alladyce was in charge, so if anything we should be the confident ones especially after their showing against Blackburn and the face that we should have had a point against Chelsea at the very least.

Always hated Bolton anyway, hit and hope football should be consigned to the Championship.


Ooh - there's a thought - Mick posting TW comments on the Wolves dressing room wall!

I suspect if there's any "consigning to the championship" to be done - errrr... - well - OK - I won't say just yet!

But - see what you did there lads?? In accusing us of overconfidence you tipped over the confidence line yourselves - thus jinxing the game and ensuring defeat for yourselves - we're not stupid on TW - it was us what did that!! hook, line and sinker!

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I hate Bolton SO much! Read that message board last night and it fired me up so much for Saturday!
Tin pot club, tin pot fans! I hope we do 'em Saturday!


it was a silent invasion!! lots of grrrrr'ing at the screen - but nobody brave enough to say hello?

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Let's just all keep it shut until, like the fella says...
4.45pm on Saturday.


bit late for that matey!

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Not to mention, this will be the game they target to kick start their season. Looks like Mick has a plan though as he's done some research on them and knows about them from his quotes in the E&S.


words to strike fear into any braveheart - Mick has a plan! I just wet my pants with terror!!! LMFAO



COYW!!!!!

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I've got every bit of confidence in us beating them. All that shit about there fans saying it will be easy is just bollocks.
They are still shit since Megson left ... Needs more than Mr Owen Coyle to get them playing decent football again.


just as well we won't need the decent football to beat the puppies.....

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Let's accept what their fans ain't bright enough to realise - this will be a close tight game. Either side could win. Will depend on lots of factors. But the way both teams have performed over last 4 games gives me confidence that on balance we are more likely to win than them.

There - now isn't that so much nicer than the "we're fantastic - they're shlt" stuff on their intellectual website (ie the one with words as well as pictures...?


on balance.... you can cock off mr smug git... that intellectual enough for you??

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Take a look at the attendance league table:-
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/stats/attendance?league=eng.1&cc=3436
Wolves average gate this season 28,000+
Bolton's - a meagre 21,000


oh dear - the attendance league table - the last resort of a crap club who haven't enough actual points....

but it's not all cock-a-hoop optimism amongst our vulpine namesakes...

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White Flags are out - Not from the Bolton fans, from us, weak, limp, lifeless. We serioulsy lack quality, people who are prepared to make killer passes and poeple who are able to stick the ball in the net.

Bolton are shit, but we are obviously shitter, bye bye Premier League at this rate.

4-5-1 in the Championship anyone?

Utter Bollocks.


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mccarthy put the white flag up yesterday. instead of being positive all he said at the press conference was how good bolton were. "they are much better than there league position" naming players who are "different class" they are "a solid & strong side". this needs to stop now, we now have to go into games & stop treating our oppents with so much respect, when we play burnley he has to treat it as a must win, i am sick of him saying he'd take a draw. we now need a hell of a good run, hull have a very easy run in & jimmy bullard is back aswell now.


Bullard is back??? shhhhh... whisper it... they say Aslan is on the move! Wink

anyway - (in a TV Burp style) Wolves fan's avatar of the week...

I like this one...



shall we get on to the game?

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TEAMS Bolton v Wolverhampton
Bolton: Jaaskelainen, Steinsson, Ricketts, Knight, Robinson, Muamba, Lee, Wilshere, Holden, Elmander, Kevin Davies. Subs: Al Habsi, Taylor, Riga, Klasnic, Cohen, Andrew O'Brien, Weiss.

Wolverhampton: Hahnemann, Zubar, Craddock, Berra, Ward, Henry, Guedioura, Foley, David Jones, Jarvis, Doyle. Subs: Hennessey, Elokobi, Ebanks-Blake, Keogh, Vokes, Milijas, Mancienne

Welcome back Keogh


who????

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Great to see keogh back! hope all the haters have moved on to someone else by now (or pissed off altogether would be better)
Excited now but strangely not nervous , i reckon we can do them


I think you'll find the haters have moved on to Matty Taylor - he's on the bench...

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Plenty of attacking options on the bench, nice to see.


yeah - like I said - matty Taylor!

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Let's hope for a big win to improve our confidence even more!
But I won't hope for Keogh being a gamewinner yet.


no - neither would I - good move! (who???)

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Just put me £20 on a wolves win at 3/1 so fingers crossed I havent cursed the result


you TURNIP!

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early free kick in a good position


sounds promising!

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The better side so far lets hope we can nail them.


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Merson commenting on the 'unbelievable' support on SSN


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We sound like the home team on Beacon, Wigan away comes to mind


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Merson says we are the better team but lacking final ball


so - let's recap! You are the better side, you have the best support and even Merson agrees with both! Quite simply - nothing could go wrong!

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Seems quite scrappy atm. I hope Wolves can refind that confidence on the ball that has been so impacting in recent games.


please tell me you didn't actually type that???

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bolton starting to apply some pressure


really?? does Merson agree with that one - or is that merely a personal opinion?

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nah wolves look threatening imo. bolton have been kept to long range pretty much bar 1 break.
WE CAN WIN THIS!


yeah - course you can - Merson says so....

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TBH if we get through to half time at 0-0 then we'll be a tad lucky. It'll give us a chance for Mick to work some magic - hopefully.


no magic needed - he has a plan!!

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kevin davies is causing a lot of problems for craddock


nahh - can't be - KD is utterly shite and past it - ask TW - or better still - ask Merson!

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The longer it stays 0-0 the better as far as I am concerned.


not much I'll wager......

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Until we score, that is.


ahh - yeah - that'll be what happens...

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Rather not be on the front foot too early.Happy to wait till the lsat ten.


are you sure that's wise?

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Shit 1-0

feck sake

shit defending very shit

SHITTTTTTTTT

Fed up of hearing about us creating chances and converting none. Nothing to show for 45mins again.


oh bugger - that's bad isn't it? now we're on the front foot too early - was that Mick's plan? The dastardly old schemer!

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shame we just dont score enough and sloppy defending just now puts us on back foot


how many feet have you got? if you didn't want to be on the front foot - then the back foot is the only other option isn't it? Now I'm confused..

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Been coming, looking dopey at the front and back.




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Shite. Really can't lose this one! What a terrible time to concede


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worst time to concede


at 0-0 - I'd say a worse time to concede would be in the 4th minute of stoppage time...

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Keogh on second half ?


who??? he's taking on the qualities of a demi-God in my imagination. what happened to that midfielder you had - mark davies?? did you let him go?

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Evening all. You could see that one coming. Who was marking Zat Knight? I wouldn't fancy being near Mick and the tea cups when he walks in!




never mind boys - there's another 45mins to go - and Mick has a plan! he knows all about Bolton - he'll have worked summat out.

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Winger cuts in from the left - poor defending from Guideora - cross in and Knight left unmarked for an easy tap in . All in the one minute of added time Crying or Very sad We were easily the best side in the first half ; what a terrible time to concede ; big mistake from the defenders ; should never have got past gladi and Fanny just left Knight open with three other Wolves defenders in the box


"easily"??? I very think not!

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First 20 mins maybe, the goal was coming though, lots of Bolton pressure by the end. I was just praying we coudl say we'd got away with it. 30 more seconds please wolves...


that's more like it! don't forget - you were hoping to go in at the break 0-0 with 5mins to go - you wouldn't be hoping for that if you were "easily the best" would you?? think it through pumpkin!

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If we could score as well as we made chances we wouldn't be in this mess, it's bloody frustrating!


never mind - it's the attendance table that really counts - hold your head up high!

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Bolton made the better chances, the double miss we were incredibly lucky to survive. Our only efforts are snapshots from distance or hoping we get our head on a corner.


true dat! but don't get carried away - we were quite shite too!

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Foley just poses no attacking threat, Doyle not really got into it. Guedioura has been poor and pretty anonymous, in fact the midfield has failed to really dominate considering we have another man in there. Don't know what I would do but a lot setpieces we haven;t taken advantage of. Milijas on as some point, Keogh maybe, I don't know but there is plenty of time left and we can definitely score against this lot.


sure you can.... everybody else does eventually!

as for your midfield conundrum - you may have an extra man - but we have muambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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Silly buggers in the middle again, how many times does that Prick henry feck about with the ball in the middle of the park.


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Somebody please smack our boys. Seriously.


you looking for some more McGinlay???



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we are living so dangerously


time to sound the last post? (snigger - I said that for a reason!!)

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Lady luck seems to be on our side, we should be well out of this by now.


yeah - problem is though - that we are a bit shite!

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Micks gotta change it we look off the pace now .


great POST mate! (snigger)

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feck me we're asleep this half


yeah - in a four POSTer bed (snigger)

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Our survival prospects will be dimmer if we lose this one...


no shit sherlock! save that for the POST-match analysis (snigger)

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DJ hits inside of post from FK.


oh! Shocked did you hit the post - what are the chances of that!

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This season we've only hit the post twice before - the lowest in the league.
Three times now.


who the feck keeps that kind of statistic?? whoever it is may be busy today!

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Well,at 1 0 we can still pull this back.COOOOOOOOOME OOOOOOOOOOOON YOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOLVES!


well done sir - some optimism!

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jarvis pulled over - blind ref


but was it a £60 pulledover?

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Post again, feck me.


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Damn these thick Bolton .......... posts


Very Happy

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Third time this match isn't it? I swear they've moved the sticks


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I rekcon they've got there goals on wheels.


oooh - rumbled our kid!

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hit the fucin post again


LMFAO

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Keogh, come on boy, do a Derby.


who??? - and do a what????

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Woodwork again!
Aint gonna fecking happen is it!


I'm afraid not sonny!

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Zat Knight creeping in again, how can a bloke 6ft 5 drift into the box without any feck seeing him.


that's the art of 6ft5 ninja stealth, that is...

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Am ashamed of the lot of them today. Absolutely unacceptable.


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We seriously lack quality.


yeah - but you are higher up the attendance league - so it's not all bad!

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wether we like it or not they are probably a better team than us , however setting up 4-5-1 is just defeatist!!


as plans went - it was pretty crap!

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Piss takers the lot of them.


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Third minute of injury time, positively our last chance to get it in the box and Henry turns and passes back to Hanhemann?????


genius (though - it probably is the easiest way to get it pumped into the box...)

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I can't even begin to describe how annoyed I am about this result. I was gutted to lose to Blues, disappointed to lose to Chelsea, but now my blood boils. What the hell is the point in beating Spurs when we can't even pull out a decent result against Bolton???? We don't deserve to stay up on this showing.


but were thoughts calmer after a night's rest?

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shit ground, shit fans
although we lost, I would rather be a wolves fan with our ground and support than that than shit ground with fans that can hardly fill one in five seats.


maybe that's cos we're not all giant fat lardarses - we only require one seat per fan? that's what you meant - no?

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Agreed, their support was crap and we outsung em all game.


well - there's a silver lining then! Is mr perky at home again?

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personally.......it was shit ground with shit fans
but end of the day they WILL be playing premiership football, we most likely wont be with too many displays like that


but I'd rather be higher up in the attendance league - no - really I would - no - really! - yeah - it's the league that counts...

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I won't accept that we're worse than Bolton, especially after two decent performances on the trot against Spurs and Chelsea. We show in glimpses that we CAN compete, we just don't have the consistency.


i think you're in the minority...

maybe some one could list our superior players?

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Tbh (bar Doyle), Davies, Muamba, Wilshere, Taylor and an on-form Zat Knight are 5 players I'd say are better than what we have.


thankyou!

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Jaskilinan, lee, robinson (as much pains me) would all walk into our team


Robinson? blimey - you ARE going down! Wink

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The stadium wasnt tht bad, driving up and seeing it i was looking forward to going in, but the fanbase is the worse iv seen in the prem so far. When i got inside i thought this was a joke, i was waiting for a punchline then watched the game


and Zat Knight delivered it!



and there we leave them with a punchline stuck in their craw!

TWSpy signing off...


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Thank, bish - glad the Spy is back.

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Indeed. Ta Bishy. Four more TWSpies and we'll be fine.

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A superb read, thebish. Thank you very much.

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Bish, bish, why have you done this? I'm torn, truly torn. On the one hand we've just beaten The Old Gold sh*thouses and it should be a day of great rejoicing. But vulpine? Vulpine? You've really let us down there.

And if you want real confidence, I'd say taking a piss at 15.44, and turning to your mate and saying "don't worry, we always score against Wolves when I take a piss" and then hearing the clatter of seats and a giant roar is as confident as you'll get.

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Bish, bish, why have you done this? I'm torn, truly torn. On the one hand we've just beaten The Old Gold sh*thouses and it should be a day of great rejoicing. But vulpine? Vulpine? You've really let us down there.



I knew it sounded wrong as I wrote it..... (hangs head in shame!)

or maybe i was thinking of Penny off Holby City? Wink
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Bish, bish, why have you done this? I'm torn, truly torn. On the one hand we've just beaten The Old Gold sh*thouses and it should be a day of great rejoicing. But vulpine? Vulpine? You've really let us down there.

And if you want real confidence, I'd say taking a piss at 15.44, and turning to your mate and saying "don't worry, we always score against Wolves when I take a piss" and then hearing the clatter of seats and a giant roar is as confident as you'll get.


why didn't you also go for a piss half way through the second half then??? Rolling Eyes
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I was driving unfortunately, so wasn't drnking much. Admonishment duly noted for next time.

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I was driving unfortunately, so wasn't drnking much. Admonishment duly noted for next time.


squeeze one out for the whites!! when your prostate packs in - we'll be laughing! Wink
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Excellent, excellent. As ever. Smile
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The guy next to me asked, as Bruce Lee was running along the goal line, "How come Knight never gets on the end of anything?".

I spent most of the second half trying to get him to query Elamnder's worth then as well.

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The guy next to me asked, as Bruce Lee was running along the goal line, "How come Knight never gets on the end of anything?".

I spent most of the second half trying to get him to query Elamnder's worth then as well.


that's the golden key...

LK having a slash and the bloke next to Bruce asking why xxxxxxx doesn't get on the end of anything - or does it only work with Knight? can you introduce them Bruce - and they can go for a slash together - just to get it properly coordinated?
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My word. Modern Football Fan Central, that place. At least they're not demanding docked points for not filling our ground.

Speaking of which, West Ham soon. Always a particularly spectacular(ie even more than normal) TWSpy from that....

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Thanks Bish - cracking read.
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