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Hoboh · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:14 am

http://quiz.uk.msn.com/WidepageUKnewsqu ... nship-test

Bit of fun top dog me lol

Be honest with your results lads please

Prufrock · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:54 am

13. Am I brown?

Salford Trotter · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:30 am

13 for me too but what a load of baloney

Montreal Wanderer · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:32 am

11

Will I lose my citizenship? I would do a lot better when they throw in Byron, Wellington and Shakespeare. :wink:

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:18 am

12, but then I am a pregnant, gay, Asian amputee!

clapton is god · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:20 am

11 for me too. Its reedih...ah, never mind.

Worthy4England · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:27 am

13 for me. Not sure how I've managed to get this far through life without knowing that women were given the right to divorce their husbands in 1857.

CrazyHorse · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:28 am

11.
What a load of bollocks.

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:45 am

I got 7.
I resign my citizenship !

davroduk · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:10 am

I got 9, but then I am half Irish.

jimbo · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:12 am

12. Can I come in?

TANGODANCER · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:52 am

Ah well, Ireland here I come. Knew I'd get punished for my complete lack of interest in politics one day.

Harry Genshaw · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:07 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:

12, but then I am a pregnant, gay, Asian amputee!

You'll be competing in the 100 metres then? :wink:

14 - yippee (I think)

BWFC_Insane · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:37 pm

14 too. What a load of shite. Why not ask some useful questions. Who needs to know how many days a school must be open for (other than head teachers) and who the largest immigrant groups in the 1980s were.

Why not ask things like 'who won the x factor last year?' and 'who did 'insert name of random bint here' sleep with last month?'

That's far more indicative of whether someone will fit into our society or not.....

bobo the clown · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:59 pm

14.

But why would THESE questions be relevant ?

Are you able to speak English ?
If not do you undertake to do so, or face deportation, within xxx time ?

Are you able to sustain yourself & your family ?
If not do you undertake to do so, or face deportation, within xxx time ?

You DO know you will be unable to claim ANY benefits for the first 2 years you're here ?
If you do need to you will face deportation, within xxx time ?

What's the reason you want to come here ?

There ... sorted.

Annoyed Grunt · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:53 pm

I got 10......my deportation papers are on the way.

Montreal Wanderer · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:55 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:

I got 7.
I resign my citizenship !

Thank you, James! Tied for last with Clappers and the Mad Equine was somewhat worrying.... :lol:

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:12 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:

Bruce Rioja wrote:

12, but then I am a pregnant, gay, Asian amputee!

You'll be competing in the 100 metres then? :wink:

Ace. I'll get my Zepedee spring out of the garage then.

Bijou Bob · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:18 pm

14 but I confess I was guessing on some

Lord Kangana · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:49 pm

Question 12 is wrong. I had a major operation at hospital that was:

A) Not an emergency
B) Not referred through a GP

There are others, though I'm sure its designed to get our collective backs up.

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