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 Post subject: The unofficial "Alan Green is a complete f*ckstick" thread
PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:02 pm 
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Its been coming for a while.

If anyone heard this complete waste of cheap lard on Radio 5 tonight, they'll understand immediately.

"The whole of European Football wants the Germans to win tonight". Or some equally drivelsome nonsense.

This list is missing someone or something...

1) Lord Lucan
2) Shergar
3) .... .....

Do the decent thing Alan, and fill in the blanks. Please.


AAAaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh just f*ck off you pig ignorant know-nowt.

And breathe.


(I shall be nurturing this thread from time to time, just to remind people that Alan Green is in fact a large barrel of rat's cocks. Its possible people will forget. Feel free to share, I'm sure you'll have noticed his f*ckwittery-in-spades)

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 Post subject: Re: The unofficial "Alan Green is a complete f*ckstick" thre
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Just to put in the dissenting voice early... I quite like the opinionated, loud, self-regarding total feckwit...

Because, while he often infuriates me, he doesn't bore me, and I can't say that about every commentator...

On the other hand, on the telly... Beglin is as welcome as the dentist's drill... This guy redefines banal, his contributions rarely rising above 'that footballer just kicked the ball' and his observations sometimes as profound as 'the grass is looking a bit green tonight'...

And Jonathon Pearce... may love the game... but comes across as skin-crawlingy phoney... that is phoney, not funny...


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Your sort are not welcome in this thread.

Just so you know.

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 Post subject: Re: The unofficial "Alan Green is a complete f*ckstick" thre
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Just to put in the dissenting voice early... I quite like the opinionated, loud, self-regarding total feckwit...

Because, while he often infuriates me, he doesn't bore me, and I can't say that about every commentator...

On the other hand, on the telly... Beglin is as welcome as the dentist's drill... This guy redefines banal, his contributions rarely rising above 'that footballer just kicked the ball' and his observations sometimes as profound as 'the grass is looking a bit green tonight'...

And Jonathon Pearce... may love the game... but comes across as skin-crawlingy phoney... that is phoney, not funny...


Behave. They could 'go to' Green watching 70's Brazil and he'd still have to start his piece with "This is woeful"! :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: The unofficial "Alan Green is a complete f*ckstick" thre
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Your sort are not welcome in this thread.

Just so you know.


i take your point... I'll just pop in to borrow a spoon full of sugar every now and again :D


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 Post subject: Re: The unofficial "Alan Green is a complete f*ckstick" thre
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,,, and he a self-confessed Liverpool fan.

Tosser.

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 Post subject: Re: The unofficial "Alan Green is a complete f*ckstick" thre
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A fecking paddy who supports Liverpool - he always going to be a monumental c*nt.

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 Post subject: Re: The unofficial "Alan Green is a complete f*ckstick" thre
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And Jonathon Pearce... may love the game... but comes across as skin-crawlingy phoney... that is phoney, not funny...


Now you are talking! Pearce is one of the biggest gobshites to vomit out of my speakers. When he referred to something that would happen "in the fall" during the Germany - Greece game I nearly put my foot through the telly. Utter tosser.

*This post in no way detracts from my utter contempt for that fat, bumptious dickhead, Green.


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 Post subject: Re: The unofficial "Alan Green is a complete f*ckstick" thre
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Green is a tosser. He has ruined many a vommentary for me with his dour, negative, ignorant, patronising diatribes. He doesn't give a feck about anyone other than his beloved Liverpool or crawling as far up (sir) Alex Ferguson'sarse as is humanly possible.

Despise the man. As for the thread title, can we not make it official?


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 Post subject: Re: The unofficial "Alan Green is a complete f*ckstick" thre
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A fecking paddy who supports Liverpool - he always going to be a monumental c*nt.


Paddy? Is that necessary?


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as wrote:
A fecking paddy who supports Liverpool - he always going to be a monumental c*nt.


Paddy? Is that necessary?


Soooo wrong that!






























He's a Mick!

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Hoboh wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
as wrote:
A fecking paddy who supports Liverpool - he always going to be a monumental c*nt.


Paddy? Is that necessary?


Soooo wrong that!































He's a Mick!


And you're a dick. But I suspect you already knew that.


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 Post subject: Re: The unofficial "Alan Green is a complete f*ckstick" thre
PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:36 pm 
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Since fat Green won't keep a thread going on his own for long, I'll happily agree on Beglin and add Caragher and Andy Townsend as annoying as fxck candidates. (If it weren't just about football I'd throw in the obnoxious, over-loud John McCririck for good measure)

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 Post subject: Re: The unofficial "Alan Green is a complete f*ckstick" thre
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Since fat Green won't keep a thread going on his own for long, I'll happily agree on Beglin and add Caragher and Andy Townsend as annoying as fxck candidates. (If it weren't just about football I'd throw in the obnoxious, over-loud John McCririck for good measure)

Why Andy Townsend? He speaks more sense and offers more insight than most of the rest put together. Unlike David kerb-crawler Pleat, who is, to be merciful, an utter, utter 4ucktard with as much insightful opinion and worthwhile output on football (or indeed anything) as a toadstool (one of those red ones with white dots on).

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Agree about Green. He is an arse but nowhere near as bad as Stuart Hall. So much verbal diarrhoea from one persons mouth.

My favourite summariser on BBC Radio is Danny Mills. Articulate and talk sense. Tosser of footballer though.

Pat Nevin's not bad either.


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Gary the Enfield wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
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A fecking paddy who supports Liverpool - he always going to be a monumental c*nt.


Paddy? Is that necessary?


Soooo wrong that!


































He's a Mick!


And you're a dick. But I suspect you already knew that.


Wow takes one to know one now jog on!

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Hoboh wrote:

Wow takes one to know one now jog on!



do grown-ups really still say this?? has it got the same logical force as "he who smelt it dealt it"??

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Hoboh wrote:

Wow takes one to know one now jog on!



do grown-ups really still say this?? has it got the same logical force as "he who smelt it dealt it"??


I was being polite!

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Hoboh wrote:
thebish wrote:
Hoboh wrote:

Wow takes one to know one now jog on!




do grown-ups really still say this?? has it got the same logical force as "he who smelt it dealt it"??


I was being polite!


So was I. Would you prefer racist?


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 Post subject: Re: The unofficial "Alan Green is a complete f*ckstick" thre
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Gary the Enfield wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
thebish wrote:
Hoboh wrote:

Wow takes one to know one now jog on!




do grown-ups really still say this?? has it got the same logical force as "he who smelt it dealt it"??


I was being polite!


So was I. Would you prefer racist?


FFS! Call me what the hell you like, see it was tongue in cheek reply in the first instance, but hey I really don't give a flying feck!! feel free! Most irish as was in another thread start with Paddy or Mick in THEIR jokes but hey lets all be PC about it :hang:

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