Today I'm angry about.....

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:18 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

Not everyone

You're all short :mrgreen:

PLEASE can we all meet up so i can watch someone super tall (as it sounds like you are) call GtE a short arse? Pretty please? That would be sooo much fun...

You best start booking the tickets for everyone then :pissed:

I'll buy you a drink if you'll rest it on his head!

Abdoulaye's Twin · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:20 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

Not everyone

You're all short :mrgreen:

PLEASE can we all meet up so i can watch someone super tall (as it sounds like you are) call GtE a short arse? Pretty please? That would be sooo much fun...

You best start booking the tickets for everyone then :pissed:

I'll buy you a drink if you'll rest it on his head!

How about the plane ticket? :mrgreen:

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:24 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

I'll buy you a drink if you'll rest it on his head!

How about the plane ticket? :mrgreen:

Yeah, don't push your luck.

l'll get Bruce to do it instead...

Abdoulaye's Twin · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:26 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

I'll buy you a drink if you'll rest it on his head!

How about the plane ticket? :mrgreen:

Yeah, don't push your luck.

l'll get Bruce to do it instead...

Well, just remember I need business class as I don't fit in them there economy seats

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:34 pm

thebish wrote:

Bruce Rioja wrote:

My car won't go above 2,000 rpm. Apparently I've buggered something up! :whack:

sounds like a fuel-pump issue or a blocked/knackered catalytic converter (haven't you had CAT problems before with your plumes of smoke??)

(also - make sure nobody has shoved a potato up your exhaust!)

They came to collect it this morning and told me they suspect that they might "Have it a while...."

Used it for the airport run this week and appear to have made matters worse. First a second light came on (the shape of an engine) and then a third one (the shape of a corkscrew).

Still, my boss is letting my have his Q7 for the weekend, so that'll be me pimping around near Morrison's, bitches in the front, bitches in the back, drum n bass BOOOOOOMING out da woofers

TANGODANCER · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:40 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:

Still, my boss is letting my have his Q7 for the weekend, so that'll be me pimping around near Morrison's, bitches in the front, bitches in the back, drum n bass BOOOOOOMING out da woofers

I'm betting you'll find places you need to go to when normally you'd stay home. :wink:

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:41 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:

thebish wrote:

Bruce Rioja wrote:

My car won't go above 2,000 rpm. Apparently I've buggered something up! :whack:

sounds like a fuel-pump issue or a blocked/knackered catalytic converter (haven't you had CAT problems before with your plumes of smoke??)

(also - make sure nobody has shoved a potato up your exhaust!)

They came to collect it this morning and told me they suspect that they might "Have it a while...."

Used it for the airport run this week and appear to have made matters worse. First a second light came on (the shape of an engine) and then a third one (the shape of a corkscrew).

Still, my boss is letting my have his Q7 for the weekend, so that'll be me pimping around near Morrison's, bitches in the front, bitches in the back, drum n bass BOOOOOOMING out da woofers

You know what that means dont you....you've dropped your corkscrew in the engine.
See, i just saved you 500 notes

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:47 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:

You know what that means dont you....you've dropped your corkscrew in the engine.
See, i just saved you 500 notes

Good call, only, I've never dropped a corkscrew in my life.

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:55 pm

Oh well, in that case...i'm out of ideas!
I thought it was a bit clever of the manufacturers to put in a light especially for the unlikely event that someone drops a corkscrew in their engine

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:00 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:

Oh well, in that case...i'm out of ideas!
I thought it was a bit clever of the manufacturers to put in a light especially for the unlikely event that someone drops a corkscrew in their engine

I thought that it might be suggesting - you've buggered the engine up - have a drink before opening the estimate!

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:13 pm

Fair point...although i normally reach for something with a screwtop before opening car repair estimates !

Montreal Wanderer · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:44 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:

Oh well, in that case...i'm out of ideas!
I thought it was a bit clever of the manufacturers to put in a light especially for the unlikely event that someone drops a corkscrew in their engine

I thought that it might be suggesting - you've buggered the engine up - have a drink before opening the estimate!

When my engine light comes on and the manual says get it serviced immediately, I call the dealer. They say unscrew the gas cap (petrol or actually diesel to you) and then screw it back - if the light doesn't go away in three days call us. It always goes away. Now if I'd had a corkscrew idiot light , I wouldn't have had to call them...

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:06 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

I'll buy you a drink if you'll rest it on his head!

How about the plane ticket? :mrgreen:

Yeah, don't push your luck.

l'll get Bruce to do it instead...

Well, just remember I need business class as I don't fit in them there economy seats

Not sure my desire to see you take the micky out of GtE's height stretches to business class...

Gary the Enfield · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:11 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

I'll buy you a drink if you'll rest it on his head!

How about the plane ticket? :mrgreen:

Yeah, don't push your luck.

l'll get Bruce to do it instead...

Well, just remember I need business class as I don't fit in them there economy seats

Not sure my desire to see you take the micky out of GtE's height stretches to business class...

T'would look a bit like this, I reckon.

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:42 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

Not sure my desire to see you take the micky out of GtE's height stretches to business class...

T'would look a bit like this, I reckon.

AT, Bruce and you? :conf:

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:50 pm

Just been offered tickets for Stone Roses this Friday at Heaton Park.

Have an overseas visitor at work Thursday & Friday!

Lots of love

Gutted of Bolton.

Abdoulaye's Twin · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:58 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:

T'would look a bit like this, I reckon.

For some reason this image popped in my head!

Little Green Man · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:42 pm

June. Utter shite. Hasn't stopped raining all day. It was warmer on Boxing Day.

Grrrrrrrrrrr...

Still, I spose it keeps the hay fever at bay.

TANGODANCER · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:02 pm

Thoughtless idiots.

Took the dog out today even though it was lashing it down. He doesn't understand "no" when it comes to walks. Rain was rushing down the gutters and this xxxxxxx woman driver turned into a side road. No other cars in sight and nothing parked across the road but she just had to lash past me six inches from the kerb and through a mini Lake Windermere, most of which finished up all over me and the dog. I was already wet but the proverbial "drowned rat" wasn't even close. I do hope she heard what I shouted after her. :evil:

thebish · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:08 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:

Thoughtless idiots.

Took the dog out today even though it was lashing it down. He doesn't understand "no" when it comes to walks. Rain was rushing down the gutters and this xxxxxxx woman driver turned into a side road. No other cars in sight and nothing parked across the road but she just had to lash past me six inches from the kerb and through a mini Lake Windermere, most of which finished up all over me and the dog. I was already wet but the proverbial "drowned rat" wasn't even close. I do hope she heard what I shouted after her. :evil:

ignorant cow...

I have to admit it, though - it is VERY tempting, but I have never done that yet...

at a pinch you could also get done for it...

Highway Code:

Rule 144

You MUST NOT

drive dangerously
drive without due care and attention
drive without reasonable consideration for other road users

[Law RTA 1988 sects 2 & 3 as amended by RTA 1991]

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