Dear unknown Bolton fan

ajlWHU · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:11 pm

Right, I'll make this quick.

9th April 2011. The Reebok. Bolton 3 - West Ham 0. Sturridge has an amazing game. Upson his usual self; shite. Jaaskelinen pulls off an amazing point blank save at 0-0, (thanks for him by the way) and Hammers fans leave the stadium all but certain of a long season down in the Championship, maybe to never return. I, in leaving, encounter a small band of dole-monkeys disembarking one of the home stands. Squirming with laughter, sniggering, one approaches me and tells me of how he has never seen such dross as he did from us in that game. That we're shit. That we're going down. Dear Mr Unknown Bolton Fan. Ha, ha... ha. I genuinely hope your shite pub team stays where it fecking belongs. You're all probably fantasising about walking the Championship, promoted with games to spare, etc. I hope you disintergrate. I may be bitter, in fact I definitely fecking am, but I'm also fecking ecstatic that the aforementioned mug and his mates may find this thread and feel like utter silly c*nts. Farewell you Vernon Kay pikeys. See you in the cup, hopefully. Nightnight x

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:12 pm

Hey...13th May called, it wants its post back.

onlywanderer · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:15 pm

Been planning that for a while haven't you?

David Lee's Hair · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:17 pm

Oh dear....

plymouth wanderer · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:18 pm

ajlWHU wrote:

Right, I'll make this quick.

9th April 2011. The Reebok. Bolton 3 - West Ham 0. Sturridge has an amazing game. Upson his usual self; shite. Jaaskelinen pulls off an amazing point blank save at 0-0, (thanks for him by the way) and Hammers fans leave the stadium all but certain of a long season down in the Championship, maybe to never return. I, in leaving, encounter a small band of dole-monkeys disembarking one of the home stands. Squirming with laughter, sniggering, one approaches me and tells me of how he has never seen such dross as he did from us in that game. That we're shit. That we're going down. Dear Mr Unknown Bolton Fan. Ha, ha... ha. I genuinely hope your shite pub team stays where it fecking belongs. You're all probably fantasising about walking the Championship, promoted with games to spare, etc. I hope you disintergrate. I may be bitter, in fact I definitely fecking am, but I'm also fecking ecstatic that the aforementioned mug and his mates may find this thread and feel like utter silly c*nts. Farewell you Vernon Kay pikeys. See you in the cup, hopefully. Nightnight x

dear dear

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:19 pm

I guess when all you've got to do is sit at home in your shane ritchie 'director's chair', signed by the man himself no less, watching 1970s football videos in your room and petting your monkey, aptly named 'Bubbles', then you have plenty of time to sit and ponder revenge.

And that speech was the culmination.
So...yu know...credit where it's due.

bwfcdan94 · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:21 pm

dont u have millwall,chelsea,tottenham,palace,dagenham............ fans to pest

thebish · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:21 pm

ajlWHU wrote:

I hope you disintergrate.

ooh - so do I - sounds sexy!!

ajlWHU · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:23 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:

I guess when all you've got to do is sit at home in your shane ritchie 'director's chair', signed by the man himself no less, watching 1970s football videos in your room and petting your monkey, aptly named 'Bubbles', then you have plenty of time to sit and ponder revenge.

And that speech was the culmination.
So...yu know...credit where it's due.

My chair's fine mate. 3946 posts in a few years would indicate you need to get off yours.

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:27 pm

Thats a lower average then your 2 in ten minutes.
This is what happens when you introduce maths to northeners...we fight with figures, because learning is cool.

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:28 pm

ajlWHU wrote:

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:

I guess when all you've got to do is sit at home in your shane ritchie 'director's chair', signed by the man himself no less, watching 1970s football videos in your room and petting your monkey, aptly named 'Bubbles', then you have plenty of time to sit and ponder revenge.

And that speech was the culmination.
So...yu know...credit where it's due.

My chair's fine mate. 3946 posts in a few years would indicate you need to get off yours.

3948 i think you'll find.
You fcking stupid or something?

ajlWHU · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:31 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:

Thats a lower average then your 2 in ten minutes.
This is what happens when you introduce maths to northeners...we fight with figures, because learning is cool.

Hate to be a grammar fascist but should I introduce English to you "northeners" as well?

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:33 pm

Why would a grammar fascist hate to correct someone's grammar, when it is n fact everything they stand for, being a fascist about it n all that? Discuss. Or, alternatively, go away and enjoy the premier league, and stop being gay.

bwfcdan94 · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:33 pm

your the ones who go round calling people bruv and call the toilet a khazi

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:34 pm

I guess we could mention the spelling of disintergrate..but that's probably the queen's own spelling.

wanderers_on_tour · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:35 pm

Have you seen Vernon Kay's missus?

bwfcdan94 · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:35 pm

he is from essex he should love the queen and be mega excited about the jubilee

plymouth wanderer · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:36 pm

How's the brazillian style footy going?

Shame we won't be able to shit all over your crappy little club for a while when we get promoted and your pathetic team get relagated next season

Oh and it Took a load of bolton rejects and has beens to just scrap out of the championship

Jog on

bwfcdan94 · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:38 pm

they will go down embarrisingly having spent loads of money again while reading and southampton stay up having spent spare change. you will soon learn that players like taylor and vaz te are not premiership quality

ajlWHU · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:38 pm

I'll certainly enjoy it. And don't use gay as an insult. Not only does it reveal the primitive "nothener" you truly are but it's really so last decade, baby.

BYEBYEZ xx

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