Worst signing by Allardyce, Lee, Megson or Coyle?

truewhite15 · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 5:17 pm

bobo the clown wrote:

Plus that great lump we signed from Portugal to play up front ... no, NOT Vaz Te .... the one who for a short while then went scoring crazy in Turkey.

But surely, Shirley the winner is the geezer Sam signed from the Spanish 23rd division who never even saw daylight. If anyone ever turned up with a brown-paper bag under his arm it was him.

Oscar Perez?

Your Portuguese lump is Ariza Makakula.

Jokers in White · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 6:07 pm

Allardyce signed Blessing Kaku and Djibril Diawara, they were both shite.

Rip · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 6:08 pm

Mario Jardel.

Whatever you can say about the lack of ability of other flop signings, at least they were in shape.

BWFC_Insane · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 6:09 pm

Rip wrote:

Mario Jardel.

Whatever you can say about the lack of ability of other flop signings, at least they were in shape.

Good point and he will have been on a fortune too!

Verbal · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 6:11 pm

Scored a cracking header at Anfield though in the cup.

Though I guess an Easter Island statue can nod it in unmarked from six yards if it bounces of it at the right angle.

bobo the clown · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 6:45 pm

truewhite15 wrote:

bobo the clown wrote:

Plus that great lump we signed from Portugal to play up front ... no, NOT Vaz Te .... the one who for a short while then went scoring crazy in Turkey.

But surely, Shirley the winner is the geezer Sam signed from the Spanish 23rd division who never even saw daylight. If anyone ever turned up with a brown-paper bag under his arm it was him.

Oscar Perez?

Your Portuguese lump is Ariza Makakula.

They're the two ... ta.

I see the parameters were cost/return .... but we never know the cost of so called free-transfers. I'll accept that Sean Davis fits this, but he wouldn't have done if he'd not got thre injury.

Len Cantello maybe ??

TKIZ! · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 7:41 pm

Olafur Snorrasson - The new Eidur
Emanuele Morini - The new Paolo Rossi
Franck Passi

Nicko58 · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 7:47 pm

We've taken some cheap, last minute, hopeful gambles over the seasons on strikers who never really cut the mustard. Gregorz Rasiak, Dwight Pezzarossi, Javi Moreno, Michael Bridges and Matt Jansen to name but a few.

They didn't score one goal between them.

jonnybwfc · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 7:52 pm

Pierre Yves Andre or summat, too ?

TKIZ! · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 7:55 pm

Salva Ballesta

Abdoulaye's Twin · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 8:07 pm

Was John Kane one of Allardcye's? He were pretty shite...

H. Pedersen · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 8:07 pm

Worst player would probably have to be Oscar Perez. Is the Spanish 3rd division even fully professional?

Worst signing, hard to look past Danny Shittu. Commanded a transfer fee and decent wages and unlike Sean Davies there was just no potential there.

thebish · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 8:32 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

Was John Kane one of Allardcye's? He were pretty shite...

who was responsible for otsemobi (sp?) he was pretty wank!

David Lee's Hair · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 8:37 pm

Think BSA was both weren't he?

Nicko58 · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 8:39 pm

thebish wrote:

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

Was John Kane one of Allardcye's? He were pretty shite...

who was responsible for otsemobi (sp?) he was pretty wank!

Jon Otsemobor? That would be Allardyce.

He made his league debut in the same game as Steve Howey and we conceded six at home. It was against City I think.

He was also shot in the buttocks I seem to remember.

Jokers in White · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 8:44 pm

Nicky Summerbee was wank too.

Lord Kangana · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 9:54 pm

TKIZ! wrote:

Olafur Snorrasson - The new Eidur
Emanuele Morini - The new Paolo Rossi
Franck Passi

I remember one time a colleague of mine relating the tale of Lee Potter and his mates acting up in a restaurant - throwing food and stuff, and then him hopping into his nice brand new sports car. I have no way of verifying this, but someone mentioned he was on upwards of a couple of grand a week. This is in the nineties, mind. And might be made up shite. Not the restaurant bit though.

Ended up at Halifax didn't he?

officer_dibble · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 9:59 pm

That I saw - Cid by a mile.

Gail Platz · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 10:00 pm

jonnybwfc wrote:

Pierre Yves Andre or summat, too ?

He wasn't actually THAT bad. I thought we would have offered him a permanent deal or something.

I've based my decision on cost versus impact on the club and the head over heels worst signing across the three managers is Sean Davis by some distance. How is it fecking possible for someone to be injured for that long? He's been sat on his £40k a week wages doing absolutely jack shit for 2 years. At least some of these sacks of shit like Ibrahim Ba actually got on the pitch and tried to earn their wage!

I'm being 100 percent serious here but they should have stuck him on the pie stalls on match days and just sent him out on all the charity events, try and get as much use out of him as we could but did we balls.

a1 · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 11:00 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:

I remember one time a colleague of mine relating the tale of Lee Potter and his mates acting up in a restaurant - throwing food and stuff, and then him hopping into his nice brand new sports car. I have no way of verifying this, but someone mentioned he was on upwards of a couple of grand a week. This is in the nineties, mind. And might be made up shite. Not the restaurant bit though.

Ended up at Halifax didn't he?

he were from round bolton or wherever though. and assume he's been scouted playing for the schools

when some kid from bongo bongo land turns up and is on it its seems worse.

oscar perez , dwight whatever , that jap nishizawa , that pisshead african.

theyre just dragged off the street.

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