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Annoyed Grunt
 Post subject: Re: Joke thread
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:18 pm 
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Two drunks walk out of a bar and see a dog on the street licking its own nuts.

First guy says "Man, I wish I could do that."

Second says "I dunno, I think I'd pet him first."
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Two old ladies sit on a park bench when suddenly a guy jumps out of the bushes and flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady couldn't reach.
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Annoyed Grunt
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 7:34 pm 
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Two old ladies sit on a park bench when suddenly a guy jumps out of the bushes and flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady couldn't reach.


Are you trapped in the 70's? :wink:

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Worthy4England
 Post subject: Re: Joke thread
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 12:13 am 
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Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:
Two old ladies sit on a park bench when suddenly a guy jumps out of the bushes and flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady couldn't reach.


Are you trapped in the 70's? :wink:


Someone has given him a Rag Mag.

Can't wait for Segovia Carpet to get posted...
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Annoyed Grunt
 Post subject: Re: Joke thread
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 8:35 am 
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Worthy4England wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:
Two old ladies sit on a park bench when suddenly a guy jumps out of the bushes and flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady couldn't reach.


Are you trapped in the 70's? :wink:


Someone has given him a Rag Mag.

Can't wait for Segovia Carpet to get posted...


:D

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Annoyed Grunt, Me and Worthy, ready to hit the disco. Dig it man.
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Annoyed Grunt
 Post subject: Re: Joke thread
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 8:03 pm 
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Annoyed Grunt, Me and Worthy, ready to hit the disco. Dig it man.
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:lol:

I'm not gay though.

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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 8:52 pm 
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Annoyed Grunt, Me and Worthy, ready to hit the disco. Dig it man.
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:lol:

I'm not gay though.




Those heels are gorge.
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Worthy4England
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Annoyed Grunt wrote:
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Annoyed Grunt, Me and Worthy, ready to hit the disco. Dig it man.
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:lol:

I'm not gay though.


Just take it like a man.
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thebish
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 10:57 pm 
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Worthy4England wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
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Annoyed Grunt, Me and Worthy, ready to hit the disco. Dig it man.
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:lol:

I'm not gay though.


Just take it like a man.


like (from looking at the picture) Worthy just seems to have done! :wink:

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Lord Kangana
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 11:09 pm 
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Its definitely photoshopped. Theres not 3 Wanderers fans in the world that thin.

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thebish
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Colonel Campo
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 12:51 pm 
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Its definitely photoshopped. Theres not 3 Wanderers fans in the world that thin.



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Really? Because that's me.

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thebish
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Really? Because that's me.


the one with the green top?

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What's with the red UFO? Does that follow you around everywhere?

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Colonel Campo
 Post subject: Re: Joke thread
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 12:58 pm 
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Haha. Her arm is wider than me to be fair.

It's a spotlight....continuously on me

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Worthy4England
 Post subject: Re: Joke thread
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 1:17 pm 
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There's certainly no Worthy's that thin....Well none I know anyhow.
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