Fabrice Muamba

CrazyHorse · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:35 am

Little Green Man wrote:

bobo the clown wrote:

"Modern pacemakers are externally programmable and allow the cardiologist to select the optimum pacing modes for individual patients."

I understand the model he will have implanted is a refabrillator.

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:42 am

Any chance we could fit SKD with a pacemaker, or does it not work like that..?

jimbo · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:10 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:

bobo the clown wrote:

Gary the Enfield wrote:

BWFC_Insane wrote:

He's have a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/EX ... 88865.html

This is amazing.

Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this 'mini-difibrilator' normally called a 'pacemaker' ??

Interesting also that within a day's news we have "he'll be back training by the end of the month" AND "we've boxed-up the momento's so he can take a look at them when he's well enough".

Journo's are feasting on this whole thing.

It can't be long before we have some dick doing an expose on him for parking misdemeanours.

I'm no expert but I believe, a defibrilator is there to restart the heart if it stops beating, or if it speeds up too much and consequently stops pumping bloody.

Whereas a pacemaker only maintains the heart rhythm, ie. wouldn't do anything if your heart stopped.....

BWFC-I is basically right. You give them for different things.

marshall_42 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:52 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:

Any chance we could fit SKD with a pacemaker, or does it not work like that..?

Ouch....but funny.

plymouth wanderer · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:32 pm

marshall_42 wrote:

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:

Any chance we could fit SKD with a pacemaker, or does it not work like that..?

Ouch....but funny.

i think petrov has had one fitted going by the last few games

lovethesmellofnapalm · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:34 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:

marshall_42 wrote:

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:

Any chance we could fit SKD with a pacemaker, or does it not work like that..?

Ouch....but funny.

i think petrov has had one fitted going by the last few games

no need. the imminent beginning of a transfer window/contract extension talks ensures more effort on the Bulgars part

wanderers_on_tour · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:47 pm

on a cheerier, non relegation related note for tonight...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... staff.html

officer_dibble · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:51 pm

Quite. Lets not lose sight of the important things.

Gail Platz · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:51 pm

I can't get over how much of a machine he is.

If/when he steps back on that pitch, it will be the loudest cheer from a Reebok crowd for many a season.

What a man.

Prufrock · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:38 am

We could fecking well do with him back!

Unbelievable if true!

BWFC_Insane · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:40 am

And on the plus side, when we're relegated, if Muamba comes back, can't see anyone rushing in to buy him!

CrazyHorse · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:46 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:

And on the plus side, when we're relegated, if Muamba comes back, can't see anyone rushing in to buy him!

That is the silvereryested of silver linings right there.

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:48 am

yeah...high five!

BWFC_Insane · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:50 am

CrazyHorse wrote:

BWFC_Insane wrote:

And on the plus side, when we're relegated, if Muamba comes back, can't see anyone rushing in to buy him!

That is the silvereryested of silver linings right there.

And if we're clever we won't bring back LCY this season either. Then we'll have LCY, Holden and Muamba players you'd normally lose when relegated but because of injuries/health scares we might be able to keep them all for a season...... :pissed:

bobo the clown · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:42 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:

CrazyHorse wrote:

BWFC_Insane wrote:

And on the plus side, when we're relegated, if Muamba comes back, can't see anyone rushing in to buy him!

That is the silvereryested of silver linings right there.

And if we're clever we won't bring back LCY this season either. Then we'll have LCY, Holden and Muamba players you'd normally lose when relegated but because of injuries/health scares we might be able to keep them all for a season...... :pissed:

My thoughts exactly.

We could have quite some team in the Chumpionship.

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:03 pm

imagine...a team only good enough for the championship, actually IN the championship - the possibilities are endless !

bobo the clown · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:15 pm

From today's press

"Reports that Muamba could return to training in a month are rather optimistic, although it is possible that he could make an appearance at Bolton's Euxton HQ before the end of the season and even take part in a gentle workout if doctors give him the all-clear."

A tad more realistic I think.

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:17 pm

Can join us in a kickabout if he wants...sometimes we break into a light jog !

officer_dibble · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:23 pm

he isplaying 5a side with me first!

plymouth wanderer · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:34 am

officer_dibble wrote:

he isplaying 5a side with me first!

well thats moo out then

you need good control and be able to pass the ball to be able to play 5 aside

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