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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:35 am 
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"Modern pacemakers are externally programmable and allow the cardiologist to select the optimum pacing modes for individual patients."

I understand the model he will have implanted is a refabrillator.

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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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Any chance we could fit SKD with a pacemaker, or does it not work like that..?


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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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BWFC_Insane wrote:
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He's have a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/EX ... 88865.html
This is amazing.
Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this 'mini-difibrilator' normally called a 'pacemaker' ??

Interesting also that within a day's news we have "he'll be back training by the end of the month" AND "we've boxed-up the momento's so he can take a look at them when he's well enough".

Journo's are feasting on this whole thing.

It can't be long before we have some dick doing an expose on him for parking misdemeanours.


I'm no expert but I believe, a defibrilator is there to restart the heart if it stops beating, or if it speeds up too much and consequently stops pumping bloody.

Whereas a pacemaker only maintains the heart rhythm, ie. wouldn't do anything if your heart stopped.....


BWFC-I is basically right. You give them for different things.

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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Any chance we could fit SKD with a pacemaker, or does it not work like that..?


Ouch....but funny.

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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:32 pm 
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ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Any chance we could fit SKD with a pacemaker, or does it not work like that..?


Ouch....but funny.



i think petrov has had one fitted going by the last few games

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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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plymouth wanderer wrote:
marshall_42 wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Any chance we could fit SKD with a pacemaker, or does it not work like that..?


Ouch....but funny.



i think petrov has had one fitted going by the last few games



no need. the imminent beginning of a transfer window/contract extension talks ensures more effort on the Bulgars part

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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:47 pm 
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on a cheerier, non relegation related note for tonight...

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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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Quite. Lets not lose sight of the important things.


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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:51 pm 
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I can't get over how much of a machine he is.

If/when he steps back on that pitch, it will be the loudest cheer from a Reebok crowd for many a season.

What a man.


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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:38 am 
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We could fecking well do with him back!

Unbelievable if true!

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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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And on the plus side, when we're relegated, if Muamba comes back, can't see anyone rushing in to buy him!


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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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And on the plus side, when we're relegated, if Muamba comes back, can't see anyone rushing in to buy him!

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That is the silvereryested of silver linings right there.

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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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yeah...high five!
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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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CrazyHorse wrote:
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And on the plus side, when we're relegated, if Muamba comes back, can't see anyone rushing in to buy him!

:D
That is the silvereryested of silver linings right there.


And if we're clever we won't bring back LCY this season either. Then we'll have LCY, Holden and Muamba players you'd normally lose when relegated but because of injuries/health scares we might be able to keep them all for a season...... :pissed:


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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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BWFC_Insane wrote:
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And on the plus side, when we're relegated, if Muamba comes back, can't see anyone rushing in to buy him!

:D
That is the silvereryested of silver linings right there.


And if we're clever we won't bring back LCY this season either. Then we'll have LCY, Holden and Muamba players you'd normally lose when relegated but because of injuries/health scares we might be able to keep them all for a season...... :pissed:
My thoughts exactly.

We could have quite some team in the Chumpionship.

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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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imagine...a team only good enough for the championship, actually IN the championship - the possibilities are endless !


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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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From today's press

"Reports that Muamba could return to training in a month are rather optimistic, although it is possible that he could make an appearance at Bolton's Euxton HQ before the end of the season and even take part in a gentle workout if doctors give him the all-clear."

A tad more realistic I think.

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Can join us in a kickabout if he wants...sometimes we break into a light jog !


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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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he isplaying 5a side with me first!


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 Post subject: Re: Fabrice Muamba
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officer_dibble wrote:
he isplaying 5a side with me first!



well thats moo out then

you need good control and be able to pass the ball to be able to play 5 aside

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