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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:25 pm

Well, err, no.

Since you asked.
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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by a1 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:20 am

no ? hows about

if he were told he'd never walk again , it wont affect the remainder of his contract as sitting on the bench is all coyle thinks he's good for.

thats a 8 on the snark meter. but probably a 9.7 on the truth-o-meter.

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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:59 am

Still no.
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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:01 am

I'll be 50% there if i know what a snark meter is.

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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:03 am

It sounds like a facial expression. A bit like the one HWSNBN had on permanently.
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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by malcd1 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:09 am

Who would leave an unopened can of lager and a sandwich (reduced as it was going out-of-date)?

Nowt stranger than folk.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/313 ... ba-tribute

THE tributes to Fabrice Muamba’s battle for health left outside the Reebok have been boxed up and put into storage by the club ready to be sent to the player at such time as he is in a fit state to look properly at them all.

Staff, though, were surprised to find that, among the scarves, shirts, cards and pictures was an unopened can of Foster’s and an egg mayonnaise sandwich from Asda, reduced in price because it was going out of date.

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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:10 am

Dam thats where i left my wife's birthday presents...

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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:18 am

It's clearly a Bolton themed twist on the milk tray man. He must've parachuted from a helicopter onto the roof then abseiled down the front of the stand, left the lager & the butty and then hopped into a speedboat and disappeared into the night.

Come on Fab-keep going.
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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:33 am

He's having a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/EX ... 88865.html
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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:51 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:He's have a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/EX ... 88865.html



This is amazing.

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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:00 am

CrazyHorse wrote:It's clearly a Bolton themed twist on the milk tray man. He must've parachuted from a helicopter onto the roof then abseiled down the front of the stand, left the lager & the butty and then hopped into a speedboat and disappeared into the night.

Come on Fab-keep going.
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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:05 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:He's have a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/EX ... 88865.html
This is amazing.
Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this 'mini-difibrilator' normally called a 'pacemaker' ??


Interesting also that within a day's news we have "he'll be back training by the end of the month" AND "we've boxed-up the momento's so he can take a look at them when he's well enough".

Journo's are feasting on this whole thing.

It can't be long before we have some dick doing an expose on him for parking misdemeanours.
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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:08 am

bobo the clown wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:It's clearly a Bolton themed twist on the milk tray man. He must've parachuted from a helicopter onto the roof then abseiled down the front of the stand, left the lager & the butty and then hopped into a speedboat and disappeared into the night.

Come on Fab-keep going.
... but LAGER !! Not a pint of Tetley's dark mild ?

... & a veggie sarnie ?


Sod that, from now on i'm going to drink whatever Fab drinks !

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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:10 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:He's have a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/EX ... 88865.html
This is amazing.
Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this 'mini-difibrilator' normally called a 'pacemaker' ??

Interesting also that within a day's news we have "he'll be back training by the end of the month" AND "we've boxed-up the momento's so he can take a look at them when he's well enough".

Journo's are feasting on this whole thing.

It can't be long before we have some dick doing an expose on him for parking misdemeanours.


I'm no expert but I believe, a defibrilator is there to restart the heart if it stops beating, or if it speeds up too much and consequently stops pumping bloody.

Whereas a pacemaker only maintains the heart rhythm, ie. wouldn't do anything if your heart stopped.....

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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:17 am

bobo the clown wrote:correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this 'mini-difibrilator' normally called a 'pacemaker' ??


Nope - a pacemaker is a little Kenyan fella. BR - ITK! ;)
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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by Ianmooreslovechild » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:18 am

Eitherway brilliant news. The whole story is pretty unbelievable as is the speed of his recovery.

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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:29 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:He's have a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/EX ... 88865.html
This is amazing.
Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this 'mini-difibrilator' normally called a 'pacemaker' ??

Interesting also that within a day's news we have "he'll be back training by the end of the month" AND "we've boxed-up the momento's so he can take a look at them when he's well enough".

Journo's are feasting on this whole thing.

It can't be long before we have some dick doing an expose on him for parking misdemeanours.


I'm no expert but I believe, a defibrilator is there to restart the heart if it stops beating, or if it speeds up too much and consequently stops pumping bloody.

Whereas a pacemaker only maintains the heart rhythm, ie. wouldn't do anything if your heart stopped.....
It's a bit of both, so say's Wiki.

"Modern pacemakers are externally programmable and allow the cardiologist to select the optimum pacing modes for individual patients. Some combine a pacemaker and defibrillator in a single implantable device".


... and Bruce, never let an easy line go by, my friend, you never know when the next will be along. 8)
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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by Sponge » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:30 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Dam thats where i left my wife's birthday presents...




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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by Little Green Man » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:46 am

bobo the clown wrote:"Modern pacemakers are externally programmable and allow the cardiologist to select the optimum pacing modes for individual patients."

I understand the model he will have implanted is a refabrillator.
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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by Mitch » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:52 am

Go moo :pray: This is amazing news, training again soon! I honestly thought it would be a long time till we heard that, if ever. The medics must feel that his 'condition' is manageable ...wow!

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