Fabrice Muamba

Lord Kangana · **Posted:** Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:25 pm

Well, err, no.

Since you asked.

a1 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:20 am

no ? hows about

if he were told he'd never walk again , it wont affect the remainder of his contract as sitting on the bench is all coyle thinks he's good for.

thats a 8 on the snark meter. but probably a 9.7 on the truth-o-meter.

:sad relegation face:

Lord Kangana · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:59 am

Still no.

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:01 am

I'll be 50% there if i know what a snark meter is.

Lord Kangana · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:03 am

It sounds like a facial expression. A bit like the one HWSNBN had on permanently.

malcd1 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:09 am

Who would leave an unopened can of lager and a sandwich (reduced as it was going out-of-date)?

Nowt stranger than folk.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/313 ... ba-tribute

Quote:

THE tributes to Fabrice Muamba’s battle for health left outside the Reebok have been boxed up and put into storage by the club ready to be sent to the player at such time as he is in a fit state to look properly at them all.

Staff, though, were surprised to find that, among the scarves, shirts, cards and pictures was an unopened can of Foster’s and an egg mayonnaise sandwich from Asda, reduced in price because it was going out of date.

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:10 am

Dam thats where i left my wife's birthday presents...

CrazyHorse · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:18 am

It's clearly a Bolton themed twist on the milk tray man. He must've parachuted from a helicopter onto the roof then abseiled down the front of the stand, left the lager & the butty and then hopped into a speedboat and disappeared into the night.

Come on Fab-keep going.

BWFC_Insane · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:33 am

He's having a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/EX ... 88865.html

Gary the Enfield · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:51 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:

He's have a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/EX ... 88865.html

This is amazing.

bobo the clown · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:00 am

CrazyHorse wrote:

It's clearly a Bolton themed twist on the milk tray man. He must've parachuted from a helicopter onto the roof then abseiled down the front of the stand, left the lager & the butty and then hopped into a speedboat and disappeared into the night.

Come on Fab-keep going.

... but LAGER !! Not a pint of Tetley's dark mild ?

... & a veggie sarnie ?

bobo the clown · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:05 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:

BWFC_Insane wrote:

He's have a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/EX ... 88865.html

This is amazing.

Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this 'mini-difibrilator' normally called a 'pacemaker' ??

Interesting also that within a day's news we have "he'll be back training by the end of the month" AND "we've boxed-up the momento's so he can take a look at them when he's well enough".

Journo's are feasting on this whole thing.

It can't be long before we have some dick doing an expose on him for parking misdemeanours.

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:08 am

bobo the clown wrote:

CrazyHorse wrote:

It's clearly a Bolton themed twist on the milk tray man. He must've parachuted from a helicopter onto the roof then abseiled down the front of the stand, left the lager & the butty and then hopped into a speedboat and disappeared into the night.

Come on Fab-keep going.

... but LAGER !! Not a pint of Tetley's dark mild ?

... & a veggie sarnie ?

Sod that, from now on i'm going to drink whatever Fab drinks !

BWFC_Insane · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:10 am

bobo the clown wrote:

Gary the Enfield wrote:

BWFC_Insane wrote:

He's have a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/EX ... 88865.html

This is amazing.

Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this 'mini-difibrilator' normally called a 'pacemaker' ??

Interesting also that within a day's news we have "he'll be back training by the end of the month" AND "we've boxed-up the momento's so he can take a look at them when he's well enough".

Journo's are feasting on this whole thing.

It can't be long before we have some dick doing an expose on him for parking misdemeanours.

I'm no expert but I believe, a defibrilator is there to restart the heart if it stops beating, or if it speeds up too much and consequently stops pumping bloody.

Whereas a pacemaker only maintains the heart rhythm, ie. wouldn't do anything if your heart stopped.....

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:17 am

bobo the clown wrote:

correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this 'mini-difibrilator' normally called a 'pacemaker' ??

Nope - a pacemaker is a little Kenyan fella. BR - ITK!

Ianmooreslovechild · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:18 am

Eitherway brilliant news. The whole story is pretty unbelievable as is the speed of his recovery.

bobo the clown · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:29 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:

bobo the clown wrote:

Gary the Enfield wrote:

BWFC_Insane wrote:

He's have a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/EX ... 88865.html

This is amazing.

Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this 'mini-difibrilator' normally called a 'pacemaker' ??

Interesting also that within a day's news we have "he'll be back training by the end of the month" AND "we've boxed-up the momento's so he can take a look at them when he's well enough".

Journo's are feasting on this whole thing.

It can't be long before we have some dick doing an expose on him for parking misdemeanours.

I'm no expert but I believe, a defibrilator is there to restart the heart if it stops beating, or if it speeds up too much and consequently stops pumping bloody.

Whereas a pacemaker only maintains the heart rhythm, ie. wouldn't do anything if your heart stopped.....

It's a bit of both, so say's Wiki.

"Modern pacemakers are externally programmable and allow the cardiologist to select the optimum pacing modes for individual patients. Some combine a pacemaker and defibrillator in a single implantable device".

... and Bruce, never let an easy line go by, my friend, you never know when the next will be along.

Sponge · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:30 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:

Dam thats where i left my wife's birthday presents...

Little Green Man · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:46 am

bobo the clown wrote:

"Modern pacemakers are externally programmable and allow the cardiologist to select the optimum pacing modes for individual patients."

I understand the model he will have implanted is a refabrillator.

Mitch · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:52 am

Go moo

This is amazing news, training again soon! I honestly thought it would be a long time till we heard that, if ever. The medics must feel that his 'condition' is manageable ...wow!

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