A Message to Mr Horse

The Axman · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:56 pm

More like a plea, actually...

That photo of Megson has to go.
I awoke in a cold sweat last night thinking about it.
I've spent all day worrying that I might come across it, and I keep avoiding threads you have posted on...
I'm off to the pub now, and then I'm gonna sleep through. If you have any sympathy for me, you'll kill him off tonight. (You could use a nice photo of Warnock instead

) (or Hughes

)

Cheers.

CrazyHorse · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:37 pm

Not a big fan of his then? :mrgreen:

I might change it tomorrow; that glare bouncing off his baldspot is getting on my nerves anyway.

thebish · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:12 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:

Not a big fan of his then? :mrgreen:

I might change it tomorrow; that glare bouncing off his baldspot is getting on my nerves anyway.

you mean - his halo???

CrazyHorse · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:46 pm

Is this one any better, Ax?

Wandering Willy · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:47 pm

Ban yourself before you hurt someone.

2399 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:24 am

Zulus Thousand of em · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:53 am

CrazyHorse wrote:

Is this one any better, Ax?

Lovely. That's from the Gordon Brown School of Smiling. The school runs courses for people who struggle to smile instinctively. There is a medical term for them - miserable tw*ts.

The Axman · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:33 am

CrazyHorse wrote:

Is this one any better, Ax?

On second thoughts I've just discovered the aesthetic qualities inherent in the original photograph. It's amazing how it epitomises the harmonic balance in the universe - it really does capture the essence of the yin-yang principle. No, I insist, you keep it... I'll learn to live with the nightmares, it's character building.

Hoboh · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:43 am

Can someone not photoshop a bullet hole to his left temple?

The Axman · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:47 am

Hoboh wrote:

Can someone not photoshop a bullet hole to his left temple?

That would add pathos* to an image already dripping in bathos*.

* PS for those who need a little help:
Bathos = a. An abrupt, unintended transition in style from the exalted to the commonplace, producing a ludicrous effect. b. An anticlimax.
Pathos = A quality, as of an experience or a work of art, that arouses feelings of pity,
sympathy, tenderness, or sorrow.

Hoboh · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:49 am

The Axman wrote:

Hoboh wrote:

Can someone not photoshop a bullet hole to his left temple?

That would add pathos* to an image already dripping in bathos*.

* PS for those who need a little help:
Bathos = a. An abrupt, unintended transition in style from the exalted to the commonplace, producing a ludicrous effect. b. An anticlimax.
Pathos = A quality, as of an experience or a work of art, that arouses feelings of pity,
sympathy, tenderness, or sorrow.

just a plain feckin bullet hole will surfice thanks!

The Axman · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:50 am

Montreal Wanderer · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:51 pm

The Axman wrote:

Hoboh wrote:

Can someone not photoshop a bullet hole to his left temple?

That would add pathos* to an image already dripping in bathos*.

* PS for those who need a little help:
Bathos = a. An abrupt, unintended transition in style from the exalted to the commonplace, producing a ludicrous effect. b. An anticlimax.
Pathos = A quality, as of an experience or a work of art, that arouses feelings of pity,
sympathy, tenderness, or sorrow.

Or in the words of Thomas Jefferson: How meanly has he closed his inflated career! What a sample of the bathos will his history present!

The Axman · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:03 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:

The Axman wrote:

Hoboh wrote:

Can someone not photoshop a bullet hole to his left temple?

That would add pathos* to an image already dripping in bathos*.

* PS for those who need a little help:
Bathos = a. An abrupt, unintended transition in style from the exalted to the commonplace, producing a ludicrous effect. b. An anticlimax.
Pathos = A quality, as of an experience or a work of art, that arouses feelings of pity,
sympathy, tenderness, or sorrow.

Or in the words of Thomas Jefferson: How meanly has he closed his inflated career! What a sample of the bathos will his history present!

I had no idea that Thomas Jefferson knew Megson... such a small world we live in!

The Axman · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:28 pm

Thanks CrazyHoss. Toast Toppers are the new black.

Hoboh · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:26 am

The Axman wrote:

Thanks CrazyHoss. Toast Toppers are shit.

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