Flying visit from a Spur

TTID · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:18 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:

thebish wrote:

TTID wrote:

In my defence i was only responding to GGs use of the highly amusing 'Spud' - does that make her a lamo?. Anyway, I stand corrected & will stick to Ar5ena1 in future.

:oops:

it's a Bolton forum - presumably you came to talk about the Cup game?? but you've spent more time being an arsenal/spurs WUM! we'll let GG off - she's really a Bolton fan but won't admit it! :wink:

Awww Bish, don't scare him off, I need a plaything to toy with and tear to shreds! You lot are far too nice to take the piss out of properly!

Is that what you call tearing to shreds? LOL you must have been taught by the Herd.
Still practice makes perfect.

You going to give me the slipper now Miss? :spank:

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:18 pm

TTID wrote:

boltonboris wrote:

As long as it's a 2006 pinot noir and you promise to buy her some beluga caviar for the standard Emirates half time snack, she'll definitely consider it..

WAITER......

Mate, i have got the Kobe beef burgers, prawn vol au vents & pringles all lined up. And because i know she is a classy Sussex type & have gove to great lengths to buy in some bottles of Lambrini as well. Dont worry, i know how to show a lady a good time.

Ahhh tempting, but no. (pet food shop boy - is that you?!)

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:19 pm

TTID wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

thebish wrote:

TTID wrote:

In my defence i was only responding to GGs use of the highly amusing 'Spud' - does that make her a lamo?. Anyway, I stand corrected & will stick to Ar5ena1 in future.

:oops:

it's a Bolton forum - presumably you came to talk about the Cup game?? but you've spent more time being an arsenal/spurs WUM! we'll let GG off - she's really a Bolton fan but won't admit it! :wink:

Awww Bish, don't scare him off, I need a plaything to toy with and tear to shreds! You lot are far too nice to take the piss out of properly!

Is that what you call tearing to shreds? LOL you must have been taught by the Herd.
Still practice makes perfect.

You going to give me the slipper now Miss? :spank:

Haven't started yet!

TTID · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:20 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:

TTID wrote:

boltonboris wrote:

As long as it's a 2006 pinot noir and you promise to buy her some beluga caviar for the standard Emirates half time snack, she'll definitely consider it..

WAITER......

Mate, i have got the Kobe beef burgers, prawn vol au vents & pringles all lined up. And because i know she is a classy Sussex type & have gove to great lengths to buy in some bottles of Lambrini as well. Dont worry, i know how to show a lady a good time.

Ahhh tempting, but no. (pet food shop boy - is that you?!)

Why would you need pet food? What are you trying to tell me? Dont shatter all my illusions so soon!

TTID · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:25 pm

Anyway GG, nice chatting. PM me when you have finished playing hard to get.

I'll look you up next time i am in Home from Home buying a bit of furniture for a rental.

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:39 pm

Ahhh, leaving so soon?! I'm heartbroken. I guess it's better to back out gracefully of an argument you know you won't win...

Hoboh · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:27 pm

She's learned all about Baps on here mate :mrgreen:

jaffka · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:36 pm

and jugs of joy

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:16 pm

It never ceases to amaze me how many words you lot can find for 'breasts'...

Hoboh · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:28 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:

It never ceases to amaze me how many words you lot can find for 'breasts'...

what have white or Brown barms got to do with Breasts? Is it a Southern thing?

TTID · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:24 am

As a cock-er-knee

I could add (if I were so inclined)

Bristol Citys
And
Thruppenny Bits

But obviously I am far too much of a gentleman to lower myself to that discussion.

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:40 am

TTID wrote:

As a cock-er-knee

I could add (if I were so inclined)

Bristol Citys
And
Thruppenny Bits

But obviously I am far too much of a gentleman to lower myself to that discussion.

Spurs fan? Gentleman? Does not compute. :conf:

TTID · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:13 am

Gooner Girl wrote:

TTID wrote:

As a cock-er-knee

I could add (if I were so inclined)

Bristol Citys
And
Thruppenny Bits

But obviously I am far too much of a gentleman to lower myself to that discussion.

Gooner fan? man? Does not compute. :conf:

Corrected for you :wink:

CrazyHorse · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:22 am

This is the single most civilised attempt at bantering I've ever witnessed. Where's the name calling? Where are the pointless threats? Piss poor efforts from both of you. Typical toothless Southerners, scared of a bit of confrontation....

thebish · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:26 am

CrazyHorse wrote:

This is the single most civilised attempt at bantering I've ever witnessed. Where's the name calling? Where are the pointless threats? Piss poor efforts from both of you. Typical toothless Southerners, scared of a bit of confrontation....

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:30 am

CrazyHorse wrote:

This is the single most civilised attempt at bantering I've ever witnessed. Where's the name calling? Where are the pointless threats? Piss poor efforts from both of you. Typical toothless Southerners, scared of a bit of confrontation....

Don't have to resort to lowering myself to name calling, supporting by far the better club means I don't have to stoop that low

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:31 am

TTID wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

TTID wrote:

As a cock-er-knee

I could add (if I were so inclined)

Bristol Citys
And
Thruppenny Bits

But obviously I am far too much of a gentleman to lower myself to that discussion.

Gooner fan? man? Does not compute. :conf:

Corrected for you :wink:

Yes, that's right, this particular Gooner is not a man (thank God!)

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:51 am

TTID wrote:

To see a man drink a pint

I've supped more boiling tar!!!!

The Axman · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:54 am

Ohhhh. No mention of Arsenal 2-1 Newcastle. :mrgreen:

TTID · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:54 am

I think we should avoid Bar Boo! for our first date as reviews suggest it is often filled to the rafters with good time girls who like blue drinks and seem to enjoy the attentions of men in untucked shirts (how gauche!).

Evo sems more suitable, having a more exclusive London feel. Many patrons sport expensive city fashion labels like Candar, Clock House and Avanti (Bar Boo! more Primark, TK Maxx & Peacocks). Evo also serves premium nut selections on request (swings it for me).

See you there.

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