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The Pope
 Post subject: Yo
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:05 pm 
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Hi, I'm the leader of the Roman Catholic Church and a Bolton Wanderers fan on the side.


Remember, like Phil Gartside I'm technically infallible, so don't question my views too strongly.
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mofgimmers
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I'm loving the way you brought back the papal hat and red shoes.

You're the snazziest pope we've had in ages. Godspeed.

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Lord Kangana
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Do you feel the Hitler Youth helped insill the discipline in you to undertake such a difficult job?

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jimbo
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I guess you can empathise with Gary Megson then with you being less popular than the previous long term incumbant of the role.

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Puskas
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Are you catholic?

Do you sh1t in the woods?

I'm interested in these things.

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Relentless09
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I'd advise you never to come to Northern Ireland lol
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Prufrock
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Do you REALLY think condoms have helped SPREAD AIDS?

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Jakerbeef
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Obviously, I mean more people would have sex thinking it helped prevent it and then it might rip and overall outweigh the number that would actually...


...nah I can't even continue that one.
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Hoboh
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You lot always lower the tone round here :twisted:

Welcome your popeness, please just please don't show up at the 'bok in that ugly taxi you use.

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Lord Kangana
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Prufrock wrote:
Do you REALLY think condoms have helped SPREAD AIDS?


I think he looks at it more as a spread aid.

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Little Green Man
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The Pope wrote:
I'm technically infallible


Welcome, Your Holiness.

If you're infallible, how come you went down like a sack of spuds when you were jumped by that woman in The Vatican the other day?

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William the White
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which do you like best, rome or nuremburg?
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Hoboh
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William the White wrote:
which do you like best, rome or nuremburg?


Barcelona actually!!! great city!

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Worthy4England
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Hmmm does this mean the Bish is outranked?
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Verbal
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Finally, someone who can empathise with the dogmatism that comes with supporting BWFC.

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LILYCOOL
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:pissed: welcome,friends.

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seanworth
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Well as long as it's only a football team you have on the side then welcome to the site.
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The Pope
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seanworth wrote:
Well as long as it's only a football team you have on the side then welcome to the site.

Bordering on sacrilege!
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