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Matty-Sharples · **Posted:** Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:55 pm

Hi everyone, my names Matty and I have just joined as you can see

I am cousin of Jon Sharples (mummywhycantieatcrayons). So thats it really, I'll get posting!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · **Posted:** Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:17 pm

Matty-Sharples wrote:

Hi everyone, my names Matty and I have just joined as you can see

I am cousin of Jon Sharples (mummywhycantieatcrayons). So thats it really, I'll get posting!

Wooah. you've just given away Mummy's secret identity!! :shock:

Welcome to the site Matty, hope you find a home here

Montreal Wanderer · **Posted:** Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:21 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

Matty-Sharples wrote:

Hi everyone, my names Matty and I have just joined as you can see

I am cousin of Jon Sharples (mummywhycantieatcrayons). So thats it really, I'll get posting!

Wooah. you've just given away Mummy's secret identity!! :shock:

Welcome to the site Matty, hope you find a home here

No, Mummy already did that when he claimed a news story about a certain Jon Sharples wasn't about him - still it's best to be cautious. Welcome Matty - what's your secret identity. :wink:

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · **Posted:** Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:34 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

Matty-Sharples wrote:

Hi everyone, my names Matty and I have just joined as you can see

I am cousin of Jon Sharples (mummywhycantieatcrayons). So thats it really, I'll get posting!

Wooah. you've just given away Mummy's secret identity!! :shock:

Welcome to the site Matty, hope you find a home here

No, Mummy already did that when he claimed a news story about a certain Jon Sharples wasn't about him - still it's best to be cautious. Welcome Matty - what's your secret identity. :wink:

How about 'daddywhycantidrinkbatteryacid'

hisroyalgingerness · **Posted:** Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:55 pm

don't think that automatically buys you friends :mrgreen:

good to have you on

communistworkethic · **Posted:** Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:20 pm

are you a dwarf too?

enfieldwhite · **Posted:** Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:40 pm

communistworkethic wrote:

are you a dwarf too?

Athers · **Posted:** Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:55 pm

Same cousin who was drinking in the Munich beerkeller? Welcome along

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:20 pm

Matty-Sharples wrote:

Hi everyone, my names Matty and I have just joined as you can see

I am cousin of Jon Sharples (mummywhycantieatcrayons). So thats it really, I'll get posting!

What's your golf like, Matty?

communistworkethic · **Posted:** Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:49 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:

Matty-Sharples wrote:

Hi everyone, my names Matty and I have just joined as you can see

I am cousin of Jon Sharples (mummywhycantieatcrayons). So thats it really, I'll get posting!

What's your golf like, Matty?

looking for a new partner, bruce?

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:32 am

Not at all. Just wonderin' and that.

Matty-Sharples · **Posted:** Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:03 am

Athers wrote:

Same cousin who was drinking in the Munich beerkeller? Welcome along

The same cousin who was drinking in the munich beerkeller indeed

Matty-Sharples · **Posted:** Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:04 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

Montreal Wanderer wrote:

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

Matty-Sharples wrote:

Hi everyone, my names Matty and I have just joined as you can see

I am cousin of Jon Sharples (mummywhycantieatcrayons). So thats it really, I'll get posting!

Wooah. you've just given away Mummy's secret identity!! :shock:

Welcome to the site Matty, hope you find a home here

No, Mummy already did that when he claimed a news story about a certain Jon Sharples wasn't about him - still it's best to be cautious. Welcome Matty - what's your secret identity. :wink:

How about 'daddywhycantidrinkbatteryacid'

I love it. I will contemplate using it...

mummywhycantieatcrayons · **Posted:** Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:10 pm

Hi Matt, well done for negotiating our idiot-filter sign-up process successfully in the end.

Let's just hope no potential employers bash my name into Google and connect me to some of the nonsense I've spouted on here....!

Montreal Wanderer · **Posted:** Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:21 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:

Hi Matt, well done for negotiating our idiot-filter sign-up process successfully in the end.

Let's just hope no potential employers bash my name into Google and connect me to some of the nonsense I've spouted on here....!

I think you'll be okay. When I stuck your name in google I just got your golf record.

Quote:

J.M. Sharples & M.D.S. Webster lost to B.J. Peacock & R.C. Bell 4&3
J.M. Sharples lost to D.J. Robson 2&1
Sharples and Allen lost to Weston and Dill 2/1
Sharples halved with Grout

It did, however, cause some problems on the greens, particularly for the duo of Jon Sharples and Harry Westall, who lost their ball when it lay just six feet from the hole.

Hmm. Not very good, is it?

Still, a half point could be important.

mummywhycantieatcrayons · **Posted:** Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:55 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:

Hi Matt, well done for negotiating our idiot-filter sign-up process successfully in the end.

Let's just hope no potential employers bash my name into Google and connect me to some of the nonsense I've spouted on here....!

I think you'll be okay. When I stuck your name in google I just got your golf record.

Quote:

J.M. Sharples & M.D.S. Webster lost to B.J. Peacock & R.C. Bell 4&3
J.M. Sharples lost to D.J. Robson 2&1
Sharples and Allen lost to Weston and Dill 2/1
Sharples halved with Grout

It did, however, cause some problems on the greens, particularly for the duo of Jon Sharples and Harry Westall, who lost their ball when it lay just six feet from the hole.

Hmm. Not very good, is it?

Still, a half point could be important.

Ha, actually a different Jon Sharples who played Oxbridge golf a good few years before I started. The only person mentioned there that I have met is Mr Westall, Oxford capatin in 2003.

You really should have noticed that the background of that website is a rather unpleasant shade of dark blue.

Montreal Wanderer · **Posted:** Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:28 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:

Montreal Wanderer wrote:

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:

Hi Matt, well done for negotiating our idiot-filter sign-up process successfully in the end.

Let's just hope no potential employers bash my name into Google and connect me to some of the nonsense I've spouted on here....!

I think you'll be okay. When I stuck your name in google I just got your golf record.

Quote:

J.M. Sharples & M.D.S. Webster lost to B.J. Peacock & R.C. Bell 4&3
J.M. Sharples lost to D.J. Robson 2&1
Sharples and Allen lost to Weston and Dill 2/1
Sharples halved with Grout

It did, however, cause some problems on the greens, particularly for the duo of Jon Sharples and Harry Westall, who lost their ball when it lay just six feet from the hole.

Hmm. Not very good, is it?

Still, a half point could be important.

Ha, actually a different Jon Sharples who played Oxbridge golf a good few years before I started. The only person mentioned there that I have met is Mr Westall, Oxford capatin in 2003.

You really should have noticed that the background of that website is a rather unpleasant shade of dark blue.

Yes, but the washed out blue websites have remarks like these:

Quote:

The pairing of Paddy Croft and Jon Sharples went off top and, despite a scratchy couple of holes around the turn, managed to secure a relatively comfortable 3&2 win.

Of special note was the win of Gerald Powell and Jon Sharples, who agreed to take on West Hill's star scratch golfer.

Off top in the morning, Paddy Croft and Jon Sharples, having flown in from Holland two days previously, found themselves up against two category 1 golfers - one the club champion from 2005! Despite some brilliant holes - they birdied 2, 13 and 14 - the constant quality of opposition was hard to wear down and they eventually capitulated 2&1.

Steve Barnett and Jon Sharples snatched a win despite Steve losing 3 balls in the first 8 holes!

There's no fun in posting that sort of nonsense!

mummywhycantieatcrayons · **Posted:** Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:52 pm

That sounds much more like it!

Athers · **Posted:** Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:06 pm

CAPITULATED.

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