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keveh
 Post subject: TW Caption Competition Part 2
PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:23 am 
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The other thread got far too big.

Here was the last winner:

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Hasta la visa nanny


Made me laugh did that.

Put down those many children, Youngmc. You're on!


Youngmc, you're up!
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Here is youngmc's starter.

He couldn't figure out how to get the image up, so yours truly helped him out.....

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Cheers Keveh. :D

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Peter Crouch is no longer invited to parties after making up his own fancy dress routine akin to the robot dance.

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which one of you bastards got hold of my picture?



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mummywhycantieatcrayons
 Post subject: Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2
PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:01 am 
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keveh wrote:
The other thread got far too big.


Oi, who said you could lock my thread, punk?!

Unless you can provide a detailed account of the practical benefits of so doing, I will demand its reinstatement. :arse:

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how long do i let this run for before i pick a winner?

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