I'm aware they've got a new album out, hence why he's trying to gain publicity for it by slagging off one of the nations most famous people.
Like i said, it's ironic that he's calling people for trying to engineer pubicity, while trying to get some of his own.
So should he be taking the Madonna "my marriage is on the rocks again
, just as my new signle is coming out" approach, or should he just adopt a baby in readiness for the new album? I could just picture the meeting with the PR Company at that time.....
Madonna: Quick! My new album's out, and I've not had my saggy arse in the papers for at least three hours now. What do we need to do
PR: Our research shows that your profile has fallen 5% in the C2DE market. Must have been all that grouse hunting and that ridiculous posh accent you tried.
Madoona: Well, don't just give me options, give me answers. Quick, what do all these people have that I don't?
PR: Well, it's not really a viable option, and I can't base this on anything else other than my lazy generalisations....
PR's colleague: (interrupts)
Well, that's never stopped us before
PR:...good point. Well, what I reckon they have and you don't is...a brown baby. I saw it once on Trisha, when I had a comedown day.
Madonna: Get me one
Madoona: JUST GET ME ONE! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M MADONNA! JUST GET ME A BROWN BABY!
I'd rather support Bolton than be you