Training course for New Breed (register your interest here)

alex plode · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:57 pm

I wasn't lucky enough to experience football pre Italia 90, I've heard much about the matchday experince back then & can't help but feel I've missed out.

I'd very much like to sample some old school football but feel I need some training before I'll be able to carry it off.

If you're new breed and would like to take part in the retro match day training experience please register your interest here.

Also if you are old school and willing to take retro training modules again please indicate your willingness to take part here.

I suggest the training is broken down into individual modules and would suggest the following topics initially:-

1. Clobber (what to where & what to avoid)

2. How to windmill your way out of bother.

3. How to give the time in a dozen different regional accents.

4. Tunes

Board members are invited to suggest additional training modules.

jaffka · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:59 pm

alex plode · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:02 pm

jaffka wrote:

:conf:

Looks like you need to get clued up as well mucker, best get yourself to a couple of the training sessions.

Zulus Thousand of em · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:11 am

WTF are you on about?

malcd1 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:59 am

My matchday experience prior to Italia 90 is exactly the same as now.

Go to the pub, have as many pints as you can, go to the ground, watch match. Or are you trying to get a rumble going?

Annoyed Grunt · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:03 am

malcd1 wrote:

My matchday experience prior to Italia 90 is exactly the same as now.

Go to the pub, have as many pints as you can, go to the ground, watch match. Or are you trying to get a rumble going?

Are you Ant or Dec?

CrazyHorse · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:05 am

alex plode wrote:

I wasn't lucky enough to experience football pre Italia 90, I've heard much about the matchday experince back then & can't help but feel I've missed out.

I'd very much like to sample some old school football but feel I need some training before I'll be able to carry it off.

If you're new breed and would like to take part in the retro match day training experience please register your interest here.

Also if you are old school and willing to take retro training modules again please indicate your willingness to take part here.

I suggest the training is broken down into individual modules and would suggest the following topics initially:-

1. Clobber (what to where & what to avoid)

2. How to windmill your way out of bother.

3. How to give the time in a dozen different regional accents.

4. Tunes

Board members are invited to suggest additional training modules.

Is module 4 a music based module or is it a module designed to help one breathe more easily?

Hoboh · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:30 am

Bang!

alex plode · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:47 pm

malcd1 wrote:

My matchday experience prior to Italia 90 is exactly the same as now.

Go to the pub, have as many pints as you can, go to the ground, watch match. Or are you trying to get a rumble going?

Did you stand pre Italia 90?

It's refreshing to hear you say you don't see a difference, I'm always being told the 80's was a golden age for football fans & how modern day football doesn't compare.

Just as a matter of interest did you ever don a dearstalker on a matchday?

BTW I've never been one to start trouble.

alex plode · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:49 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:

WTF are you on about?

Should I put you down as a potential trainee?

alex plode · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:50 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:

alex plode wrote:

I wasn't lucky enough to experience football pre Italia 90, I've heard much about the matchday experince back then & can't help but feel I've missed out.

I'd very much like to sample some old school football but feel I need some training before I'll be able to carry it off.

If you're new breed and would like to take part in the retro match day training experience please register your interest here.

Also if you are old school and willing to take retro training modules again please indicate your willingness to take part here.

I suggest the training is broken down into individual modules and would suggest the following topics initially:-

1. Clobber (what to where & what to avoid)

2. How to windmill your way out of bother.

3. How to give the time in a dozen different regional accents.

4. Tunes

Board members are invited to suggest additional training modules.

Is module 4 a music based module or is it a module designed to help one breathe more easily?

Important to be on the right wavelength on the music front.

TANGODANCER · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:45 pm

alex plode wrote:

malcd1 wrote:

It's refreshing to hear you say you don't see a difference, I'm always being told the 80's was a golden age for football fans & how modern day football doesn't compare.
Just as a matter of interest did you ever don a dearstalker on a matchday?
BTW I've never been one to start trouble.

That's very posh. I had a kahki balaclaver and a leather flying jacket from a captured German pilot shot down by the home guard over Bradley Fold railway . In summer I had a ratter cap, car coat,a Gilbert O'Sullivan pullover, flares and a pair of driving gloves with holes at the back. :wink:

Zulus Thousand of em · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:52 pm

alex plode wrote:

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:

WTF are you on about?

Should I put you down as a potential trainee?

No. Get bent. :wink:

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:54 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:

malcd1 wrote:

My matchday experience prior to Italia 90 is exactly the same as now.

Go to the pub, have as many pints as you can, go to the ground, watch match. Or are you trying to get a rumble going?

Are you Ant or Dec?

Burnden Paddock · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:37 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:

alex plode wrote:

malcd1 wrote:

It's refreshing to hear you say you don't see a difference, I'm always being told the 80's was a golden age for football fans & how modern day football doesn't compare.
Just as a matter of interest did you ever don a dearstalker on a matchday?
BTW I've never been one to start trouble.

That's very posh. I had a kahki balaclaver and a leather flying jacket from a captured German pilot shot down by the home guard over Bradley Fold railway . In summer I had a ratter cap, car coat,a Gilbert O'Sullivan pullover, flares and a pair of driving gloves with holes at the back. :wink:

But what did you wear in the 80's though? :grin:

alex plode · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:13 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:

TANGODANCER wrote:

alex plode wrote:

malcd1 wrote:

It's refreshing to hear you say you don't see a difference, I'm always being told the 80's was a golden age for football fans & how modern day football doesn't compare.
Just as a matter of interest did you ever don a dearstalker on a matchday?
BTW I've never been one to start trouble.

That's very posh. I had a kahki balaclaver and a leather flying jacket from a captured German pilot shot down by the home guard over Bradley Fold railway . In summer I had a ratter cap, car coat,a Gilbert O'Sullivan pullover, flares and a pair of driving gloves with holes at the back. :wink:

But what did you wear in the 80's though? :grin:

I wasn't even born in the 80's sadly, would be good if some of the older heads showed myself & other new breed fans the ropes.

alex plode · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:17 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:

alex plode wrote:

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:

WTF are you on about?

Should I put you down as a potential trainee?

No. Get bent. :wink:

Up to you mate, if you end up the object of derision because of your matchday demeanour PM me and I'll see if I can get you fast tracked throught the retro terrace training course.

Prufrock · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:23 pm

Interesting.

alex plode · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:29 pm

Prufrock wrote:

Interesting.

Is your interest as a trainee or are you willing to take classes?

Already have a few intrested parties & expect to recieve 1st formal confirmation after the interested party has completed his paper round in the morning.

Prufrock · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:32 pm

Neither. I'm writing a dissertation on WUMs. Would you like to do my survey?

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