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Bruce Rioja
 Post subject: The Keystone Cop's are alive, well and living in Manchester
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:33 pm 
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Harry Genshaw
 Post subject: Re: The Keystone Cop's are alive, well and living in Manches
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:54 pm 
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I was amazed when I heard this story. What was wrong with them walking up the steps and meeting him right off the plane? It smacks of officers fancying a brew in Starbucks then stood in arrivals with a board saying 'Armed Robber' waiting for him to meekly surrender himself. :crazy:

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TANGODANCER
 Post subject: Re: The Keystone Cop's are alive, well and living in Manches
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:16 pm 
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Another chance to get an investigation going with everybody blaming everybody else. Massive hunt now takes place costing a small fortune in police time and manpower. Great stuff lads. I'd suggest as little usage of the word "security" as possible.

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Prufrock
 Post subject: Re: The Keystone Cop's are alive, well and living in Manches
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:01 am 
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"The M.E.N. understands that the airport staff acted appropriately and airport bosses are not investigating – because they do not believe that a security breach took place."

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Dujon
 Post subject: Re: The Keystone Cop's are alive, well and living in Manches
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:50 am 
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The M.E.N wrote:
But by the time police were on scene, he had entered the baggage hall in adjourning Terminal Three, which deals with domestic flights – bypassing security and customs checks. It is understood he left the airport in a taxi.


That terminal 3, always skiving off!

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bobo the clown
 Post subject: Re: The Keystone Cop's are alive, well and living in Manches
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:04 am 
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Prufrock wrote:
"The M.E.N. understands that the airport staff acted appropriately and airport bosses are not investigating – because they do not believe that a security breach took place."

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Not even by the guy who opened the door to let him by.

Sometimes the answer is in the question.
Did he get through an unauthorised route ? ... Yes.
So a breach took place ? ... er, no, no ... not at all.

Someone senior covering a series of asses here methinks.

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Montreal Wanderer
 Post subject: Re: The Keystone Cop's are alive, well and living in Manches
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bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
"The M.E.N. understands that the airport staff acted appropriately and airport bosses are not investigating – because they do not believe that a security breach took place."

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Not even by the guy who opened the door to let him by.

Sometimes the answer is in the question.
Did he get through an unauthorised route ? ... Yes.
So a breach took place ? ... er, no, no ... not at all.

Someone senior covering a series of asses here methinks.

I think they were said to have acted appropriately in not challenging the intruder and merely reporting him to security. Quite right too - you wouldn't catch me making a citizen's arrest of an armed robber - if fact you wouldn't see me for dust in all probability.

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Worthy4England
 Post subject: Re: The Keystone Cop's are alive, well and living in Manches
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:40 pm 
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Montreal Wanderer wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
"The M.E.N. understands that the airport staff acted appropriately and airport bosses are not investigating – because they do not believe that a security breach took place."

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Not even by the guy who opened the door to let him by.

Sometimes the answer is in the question.
Did he get through an unauthorised route ? ... Yes.
So a breach took place ? ... er, no, no ... not at all.

Someone senior covering a series of asses here methinks.

I think they were said to have acted appropriately in not challenging the intruder and merely reporting him to security. Quite right too - you wouldn't catch me making a citizen's arrest of an armed robber - if fact you wouldn't see me for dust in all probability.


You would rather hope he was an unarmed robber, having just got off an aircraft...
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Montreal Wanderer
 Post subject: Re: The Keystone Cop's are alive, well and living in Manches
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Worthy4England wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
"The M.E.N. understands that the airport staff acted appropriately and airport bosses are not investigating – because they do not believe that a security breach took place."

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Not even by the guy who opened the door to let him by.

Sometimes the answer is in the question.
Did he get through an unauthorised route ? ... Yes.
So a breach took place ? ... er, no, no ... not at all.

Someone senior covering a series of asses here methinks.

I think they were said to have acted appropriately in not challenging the intruder and merely reporting him to security. Quite right too - you wouldn't catch me making a citizen's arrest of an armed robber - if fact you wouldn't see me for dust in all probability.


You would rather hope he was an unarmed robber, having just got off an aircraft...


Who knows given the level of security and swizzle sticks can be deadly.

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