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Bruce Rioja
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Today i am angry about being called fat (twice) :shock:


You're short, too. ;)

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Bloody hell you're all turning me into humpty dumpty !
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Gary the Enfield
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ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Bloody hell you're all turning me into humpty dumpty !



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This IS you're fb profile picture isn't it?
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ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Bloody hell you're all turning me into humpty dumpty !



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This IS you're fb profile picture isn't it?


:) Fcking Slim Fast...they didnt make it clear i couldnt substitute them with McDonalds shakes.
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Bruce Rioja
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Bloody hell you're all turning me into humpty dumpty !

Your Uncle Ian's band are playing over the road tonight if you fancy it. Best get there early though, so that you can see. ;)

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Rats are slippery little buggers, i once watched one run across the patio and squeeze itself under my shed, through a gap between the shed and the floor of no more than an inch.
Same with hedgehogs, there's a miniscule gap between our back fence that they squeeze through from the field behind.


Awww, you have hedgehogs?! Swap you hedgehogs for rats?


My retarded terrier takes them on, last time came in covered in blood, hog was fine and clearly the winner. Dog is an idiot!

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Gooner Girl wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Rats are slippery little buggers, i once watched one run across the patio and squeeze itself under my shed, through a gap between the shed and the floor of no more than an inch.
Same with hedgehogs, there's a miniscule gap between our back fence that they squeeze through from the field behind.


Awww, you have hedgehogs?! Swap you hedgehogs for rats?


My retarded terrier takes them on, last time came in covered in blood, hog was fine and clearly the winner. Dog is an idiot!


My Boxer used to do that with cats - he never lost (My next door neighbour who started with 6, never did find out what happened to Tiddles and Beau, thank God)

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Oh that reminds me i've got that catalogue of industrial-strength toilet seats you asked for 8)


:D Cheek!
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Bruce Rioja wrote:
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Today i am angry about being called fat (twice) :shock:


You're short, too. ;)


Everyones short compared to you Bruce - EVEN me!!!
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Oh that reminds me i've got that catalogue of industrial-strength toilet seats you asked for 8)


:D Cheek!


Try not sitting down with a merry thump next time... 8)
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ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
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Oh that reminds me i've got that catalogue of industrial-strength toilet seats you asked for 8)


:D Cheek!


Try not sitting down with a merry thump next time... 8)


Actually, it has never been the same since thebish came round last and used it ;)

I am quite proud of my awesome DIY skills though, fitting the new one all by myself (Mr GG's useless comments in the background and suggestions to read the instructions don't count as 'help' . 8) )
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Abdoulaye's Twin
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Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Today i am angry about being called fat (twice) :shock:


You're short, too. ;)


Everyones short compared to you Bruce - EVEN me!!!

Not everyone :P You're all short :mrgreen:

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Bruce Rioja
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Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Today i am angry about being called fat (twice) :shock:


You're short, too. ;)


Everyones short compared to you Bruce - EVEN me!!!

Well, you do come up to my chin(s)! ;)

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Bruce Rioja
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Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Today i am angry about being called fat (twice) :shock:


You're short, too. ;)


Everyones short compared to you Bruce - EVEN me!!!

Not everyone :P You're all short :mrgreen:

Indeed - you wouldn't even be able to see GG, or Jimmyjimmy, ya big get! :P

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Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Today i am angry about being called fat (twice) :shock:


You're short, too. ;)


Everyones short compared to you Bruce - EVEN me!!!

Well, you do come up to my chin(s)! ;)


I was gonna say...which one ;)
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Bruce Rioja
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ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Today i am angry about being called fat (twice) :shock:


You're short, too. ;)


Everyones short compared to you Bruce - EVEN me!!!

Well, you do come up to my chin(s)! ;)


I was gonna say...which one ;)


The lowest one, of course. ;)

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Gooner Girl
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Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Today i am angry about being called fat (twice) :shock:


You're short, too. ;)


Everyones short compared to you Bruce - EVEN me!!!

Not everyone :P You're all short :mrgreen:


PLEASE can we all meet up so i can watch someone super tall (as it sounds like you are) call GtE a short arse? Pretty please? That would be sooo much fun...
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Abdoulaye's Twin
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Bruce Rioja wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Today i am angry about being called fat (twice) :shock:


You're short, too. ;)


Everyones short compared to you Bruce - EVEN me!!!

Not everyone :P You're all short :mrgreen:

Indeed - you wouldn't even be able to see GG, or Jimmyjimmy, ya big get! :P

I'd likely trip over one or both then. I get clumsier with every passing year :(

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Gooner Girl wrote:
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Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Today i am angry about being called fat (twice) :shock:


You're short, too. ;)


Everyones short compared to you Bruce - EVEN me!!!

Not everyone :P You're all short :mrgreen:


PLEASE can we all meet up so i can watch someone super tall (as it sounds like you are) call GtE a short arse? Pretty please? That would be sooo much fun...

You best start booking the tickets for everyone then :pissed:

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