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Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:22 pm

thebish wrote:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_rdphist_5?ie=UTF8

:lol:

My true test as whether anything is fun or not is - did it make you piss your sides when alone? And that just has, in fecking spades!

You know I cheered you up yesterday, Bish?................

:lmfao:

Thank-you.

Always hopeful · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:05 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:

thebish wrote:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_rdphist_5?ie=UTF8

:lol:

My true test as whether anything is fun or not is - did it make you piss your sides when alone? And that just has, in fecking spades!

You know I cheered you up yesterday, Bish?................

:lmfao:

Thank-you.

Absolutely brilliant!!! I haven't laughed like that for ages. Thanks Bish. :lol:

Worthy4England · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:16 pm

Me too...there's tears. :lol:

bobo the clown · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:06 am

Worthy4England wrote:

Me too...there's tears. :lol:

ditto.

wax strips don't sound so bad now.

Gary the Enfield · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:57 pm

Coincidentally someone posted this on facebook earlier. I read it in the office and had to stifle my laughter.

I was red in the face and tears were rolling silently down my cheeks to the extent someone came and asked me if I was okay.

Absolutely brilliant.

Little Green Man · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:02 pm

Here's another Amazon review for you, this time for an intimate feminine item...

http://www.amazon.com/review/R39TB4HUVK8Z6/?_encoding=UTF8&tag=b3ta-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=390957

bobo the clown · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:27 pm

Little Green Man wrote:

Here's another Amazon review for you, this time for an intimate feminine item...

http://www.amazon.com/review/R39TB4HUVK8Z6/?_encoding=UTF8&tag=b3ta-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=390957

Speechless.

Salford Trotter · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:16 am

bobo the clown wrote:

Little Green Man wrote:

Here's another Amazon review for you, this time for an intimate feminine item...

http://www.amazon.com/review/R39TB4HUVK8Z6/?_encoding=UTF8&tag=b3ta-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=390957

Speechless.

A literary masterpiece on DSB's proportions

plymouth wanderer · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:07 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7srcHxZpAkw

chris eagles miserable fvck

i think cahill fancys alonso

good little vid

Annoyed Grunt · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:04 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7srcHxZpAkw

chris eagles miserable fvck

i think cahill fancys alonso

good little vid

What's with his eyebrows?

plymouth wanderer · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:24 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:

plymouth wanderer wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7srcHxZpAkw

chris eagles miserable fvck

i think cahill fancys alonso

good little vid

What's with his eyebrows?

he looks like a right puff

i thought Gaz and alonso was pretty funny

jaffka · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:46 pm

Kung Fu farting :oyea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJGoPyZ5e0k

Verbal · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:19 pm

This whole series is making me laugh far too much than it should

http://youtu.be/TC6JhvM0jWM

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:16 pm

Wouldn't like to bump into this on the beach... :shock:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... splay.html

Wandering Willy · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 11:01 am

You don't want one of those down your underpants.

Gooner Girl · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 12:32 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:

You don't want one of those down your underpants.

You'd have to be wearing pretty big undies! Put on a few pounds have we? Middle age spread?!

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 12:38 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:

Wouldn't like to bump into this on the beach... :shock:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... splay.html

I could deffo scoff a full one of them. Love crab meat. A bloke used to fetch something that he called crabsticks round to the pub along with prawns, cockles and other such. I used to berate him for bringing his crabsticks round in fiddly little cellophane wraps rather than them being the size and shape of a Rugby ball. :whack:

thebish · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 12:50 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:

Gooner Girl wrote:

Wouldn't like to bump into this on the beach... :shock:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... splay.html

I could deffo scoff a full one of them. Love crab meat. A bloke used to fetch something that he called crabsticks round to the pub along with prawns, cockles and other such. I used to berate him for bringing his crabsticks round in fiddly little cellophane wraps rather than them being the size and shape of a Rugby ball. :whack:

I think they call them "seafood" sticks now - on account of there being no/hardly any crab in them...

a1 · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 1:59 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:

I could deffo scoff a full one of them. Love crab meat. A bloke used to fetch something that he called crabsticks round to the pub along with prawns, cockles and other such. I used to berate him for bringing his crabsticks round in fiddly little cellophane wraps rather than them being the size and shape of a Rugby ball. :whack:

them crabsticks arent made from crab

thebish · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 3:19 pm

a1 wrote:

Bruce Rioja wrote:

I could deffo scoff a full one of them. Love crab meat. A bloke used to fetch something that he called crabsticks round to the pub along with prawns, cockles and other such. I used to berate him for bringing his crabsticks round in fiddly little cellophane wraps rather than them being the size and shape of a Rugby ball. :whack:

them crabsticks arent made from crab

indeed - see above!

from wiki...

Quote:

Crab sticks (imitation crab meat, seafood sticks, krab) are a form of kamaboko, a processed seafood made of finely pulverized white fish flesh (surimi), shaped and cured to resemble crab leg meat.[1]

Crab flakes use the same mixture to form flakes instead of sticks to resemble crab meat or lobster meat.

Sugiyo Co., Ltd. (スギヨ Sugiyo?) of Japan first produced and patented crab sticks in 1973, as Kanikama. In 1976, The Berelson Company of San Francisco, CA USA, working with Sugiyo, introduced them internationally. This is still their common name in Japan, but internationally they are marketed under names including Krab Sticks, Ocean Sticks, Sea Legs and Imitation Crab Sticks. Legal restrictions now prevent them from being marketed as "Crab Sticks" in many places, as they usually do not have crab meat.[2]

Alaska pollock from the North Pacific is commonly the main ingredient, often mixed with egg white (albumen)[1] or other binding ingredient, such as the enzyme transglutaminase.[3] Crab flavouring is added (either artificial or crab-derived), and a layer of red food colouring is applied to the outside.

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