Fat Frank goes big time

bwfcdan94 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:26 pm

I made the hilarious mistake of telling one of the lads in my year about the great Fat Frank and after they typed him into Google, images of Fat Frank have appeared all over public folders on our school hard drive, pictures of his huge girth have been spread all over the school and now I am getting 100s of kids everyday asking me about the great Fat Frank. Questions like "how is Fat Frank" have led me to believe Fat Frank has become a bit of a superstar within my school even though I am the only one in my school to have met him. Even just the mention of his name in any of my lessons leads to the whole class singing Fat Frank there's only one Fat Frank. I am now even no longer being called Bolton and instead Fat Frank. :grin:

. I am pleased I have spread the great name of Fat Frank to some Berkshire school and hopefully the phenomenon that is Fat Frank makes a trip to the Madejski next season for when the super whites make their visit their for the lads of Forest school to experience Fat Frank, hopefully he will start a few Bolton songs up as well like he always does. Are how those Reading fans long for a fan like Fat Frank. "There's only one Fat Frank".

89bwfc89 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:14 pm

Vomming at the suggestion of fat Frank's huge girth.

Parr93 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:21 pm

Felt bad for him at Ipswich when he got thrown out.

He somehow reappeared at HT though.

LeverEnd · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:38 am

Everybody's searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to.

bwfcdan94 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:44 am

Reckon this pic sums everything up about the man

http://smurfssoccerspot.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/p1000318.jpg

This was the first picture that was spreading around my school

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/34wTR.jpg

Andy Waller · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:11 am

We used to get excited over Okocha and Djorkaeff, now it's a fat bloke with his top off.

Lost Leopard Spot · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:23 am

LeverEnd wrote:

Everybody's searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to.

substitute 'around' for 'up to' and you've got it nailed.

jaffka · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:50 am

89bwfc89 wrote:

Vomming at the suggestion of fat Frank's huge girth.

How much more will you vomit if you close your eyes and imagine him grunting on top of you

NiceHotCuppaTea · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:39 am

Put me right off my breakfast, you lot.

Il Pirate · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:55 am

LeverEnd wrote:

Everybody's searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to.

Jez · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:51 pm

Is fat frank mentally ill?

Raven · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:11 pm

Could be worse could be that bloke at Pompey who is always ringing that bloody bell

Bijou Bob · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:13 pm

Personally, I'd just like to thank you for reinforcing the Southern impression that we are all fat, ignorant, thick, maladjusted tossers oop North.

Lost Leopard Spot · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:20 pm

Raven wrote:

Could be worse could be that bloke at Pompey who is always ringing that bloody bell

Fan Wars.

versus

I think Fat Frank needs to accessorize.

bwfcdan94 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:20 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:

Personally, I'd just like to thank you for reinforcing the Southern impression that we are all fat, ignorant, thick, maladjusted tossers oop North.

What by posting this or being me? :mrgreen:

Bijou Bob · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:22 pm

I was talking about FF and his coterie of half wits

bwfcdan94 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:46 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:

I was talking about FF and his coterie of half wits

Yes, I was only joking because I do not have a reputation on here as being the sharpest tool in the box.

89bwfc89 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:06 pm

jaffka wrote:

89bwfc89 wrote:

Vomming at the suggestion of fat Frank's huge girth.

How much more will you vomit if you close your eyes and imagine him grunting on top of you

I've only just seen this, thank god I didn't log on whilst eating my subway breakfast. I'd have probably hunted you down for ruining it!

Abdoulaye's Twin · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:48 pm

89bwfc89 wrote:

jaffka wrote:

89bwfc89 wrote:

Vomming at the suggestion of fat Frank's huge girth.

How much more will you vomit if you close your eyes and imagine him grunting on top of you

I've only just seen this, thank god I didn't log on whilst eating my subway breakfast. I'd have probably hunted you down for ruining it!

How can you ruin something that is nasty to begin with? :conf:

89bwfc89 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:55 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

89bwfc89 wrote:

jaffka wrote:

89bwfc89 wrote:

Vomming at the suggestion of fat Frank's huge girth.

How much more will you vomit if you close your eyes and imagine him grunting on top of you

I've only just seen this, thank god I didn't log on whilst eating my subway breakfast. I'd have probably hunted you down for ruining it!

How can you ruin something that is nasty to begin with? :conf:

NOOOO! I love a subbers breaky!

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