QPR thread

Salford Trotter · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:39 am

The Axman wrote:

CrazyHorse wrote:

Salford Trotter wrote:

Sadly I have a charity do to go to so I'm not able to make this game therefore I've got 2 Adults and 1 Child STs up for grabs in NSL, you must be able to collect from Salford. First to pm me gets them

Last call - no PMs so far so if no one is interested then they'll go unused. My brother will pick them up off you inside the ground so need to return them to my house.

This is a cracking offer, can't believe no one has taken you up on it ST. I can't make it tomorrow else I'd have gladly gone on your behalf.

Yes, really good offer :oyea:

But, me too, already 'borrowing' a season ticket, thanks.

still tapping fingers on the table

mrpiccollo · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:52 am

Salford Trotter wrote:

The Axman wrote:

CrazyHorse wrote:

Salford Trotter wrote:

Sadly I have a charity do to go to so I'm not able to make this game therefore I've got 2 Adults and 1 Child STs up for grabs in NSL, you must be able to collect from Salford. First to pm me gets them

Last call - no PMs so far so if no one is interested then they'll go unused. My brother will pick them up off you inside the ground so need to return them to my house.

This is a cracking offer, can't believe no one has taken you up on it ST. I can't make it tomorrow else I'd have gladly gone on your behalf.

Yes, really good offer :oyea:

But, me too, already 'borrowing' a season ticket, thanks.

still tapping fingers on the table

its on sky btw and early kickoff so not the best hangover cure out there watching 22 lads try and kicka ball with skill for 90 mins and not lose

Salford Trotter · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:58 am

Salford Trotter wrote:

The Axman wrote:

CrazyHorse wrote:

Salford Trotter wrote:

Sadly I have a charity do to go to so I'm not able to make this game therefore I've got 2 Adults and 1 Child STs up for grabs in NSL, you must be able to collect from Salford. First to pm me gets them

Last call - no PMs so far so if no one is interested then they'll go unused. My brother will pick them up off you inside the ground so need to return them to my house.

This is a cracking offer, can't believe no one has taken you up on it ST. I can't make it tomorrow else I'd have gladly gone on your behalf.

Yes, really good offer :oyea:

But, me too, already 'borrowing' a season ticket, thanks.

still tapping fingers on the table

at last, they've gone to a good home!

Salford Trotter · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:27 pm

Trying to give my STs away for a game gave me a thought that if others can't use theirs for some reason would it be worthwhile having a sticky thread on the topic of recycling tickets for TW members. Of course there's an element of trust but it would be a good way of ensuring at least someone benefits from seeing the game if the ST holder can't go....just a thought

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:51 pm

"QPR have good players and a fantastic manager" Coyle!

LINE!

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:15 pm

Why can't he just say 'QPR have good players and a good manager'

Why does he have to be 'fantastic'?

:doh:

The Axman · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:34 pm

Salford Trotter wrote:

Trying to give my STs away for a game gave me a thought that if others can't use theirs for some reason would it be worthwhile having a sticky thread on the topic of recycling tickets for TW members. Of course there's an element of trust but it would be a good way of ensuring at least someone benefits from seeing the game if the ST holder can't go....just a thought

I like that idea. Who can authorise sticky's? where are all the administrators when you need them?

boltonboris · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:55 pm

Muamba tweeting: "Nothing surprises me anymore"

Cryptic clues into another non-starting appearance? More centre backs in midfield? More central midfiels on the wing? More Pratley?

TANGODANCER · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:59 pm

So, is it a positive feeling then? I might be looking to subsidise the front page with another match preview from the Sparking Clog hostelry. Get your views in. :wink:

BWFC_Insane · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:00 pm

boltonboris wrote:

Muamba tweeting: "Nothing surprises me anymore"

Cryptic clues into another non-starting appearance? More centre backs in midfield? More central midfiels on the wing? More Pratley?

Muamba in nets, NGog right back and Tim Ream playing lone striker, right midfield and centre half all at the same time.

CrazyHorse · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:09 pm

The Axman wrote:

Salford Trotter wrote:

Trying to give my STs away for a game gave me a thought that if others can't use theirs for some reason would it be worthwhile having a sticky thread on the topic of recycling tickets for TW members. Of course there's an element of trust but it would be a good way of ensuring at least someone benefits from seeing the game if the ST holder can't go....just a thought

I like that idea. Who can authorise sticky's? where are all the administrators when you need them?

They're normally on the piss with a trophy bird on each arm, living the champagne lifestyle.

The Axman · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:14 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:

The Axman wrote:

Salford Trotter wrote:

Trying to give my STs away for a game gave me a thought that if others can't use theirs for some reason would it be worthwhile having a sticky thread on the topic of recycling tickets for TW members. Of course there's an element of trust but it would be a good way of ensuring at least someone benefits from seeing the game if the ST holder can't go....just a thought

I like that idea. Who can authorise sticky's? where are all the administrators when you need them?

They're normally on the piss with a trophy bird on each arm, living the champagne lifestyle.

Quick, somebody, call in the administrators.

Bruce Rioja · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:15 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:

They're normally on the piss with a crack whore on each arm, living the Little Lever lifestyle.

Fixed

ohjimmyjimmy · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:20 pm

Oh well, in OC we trust...

(remember that slogan? been a while since that was de rigueur hasn it!)

Armchair Wanderer · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:23 pm

All this calling everyone fantastic is purely for when OC's looking for work. If he's nice to everyone he might get that next contract. Good to know where his priorities are.

Just been watching that QPR docu on iplayer. Didn't realise they'd had so many managers under Flavio. Almost felt like I want QPR to do well after watching it. Do we have a four year plan? :twisted:

The Axman · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:49 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:

So, is it a positive feeling then? I might be looking to subsidise the front page with another match preview from the Sparking Clog hostelry. Get your views in. :wink:

The Sparking Clog Iron snug is empty as everyones gone to the match.
Six pointer weekend with Trotters v QPR and Wolves v KFC. Coyle's collective pick straws for positions. Chaos reigns on the pitch with both sides defending deep; at one stage the ball rolls into the centre circle and neither side dares send anybody forward to retrieve it. The second half sees Barton bite his own leg off in anger, and Coyle substitutes N'gog for Jussi as a second goalkeeper. Waves of defenders patrol their own goallines and both sides become even deeper, each one adopting an 11-0-0 formation. Just about when it is certain that a goalless draw will result, Pratley, while playing keepie-uppie on his own penalty spot, manages to accidently miss it and the ball rolls off his arse into the back of the net. 0-1 to QPR and Barton bites his other leg off in celebration.
Later that afternoon Blackburn gain three points and climb out of the mire for a week /or Wolves get three points and leave Bolton deep in the shit with Wiggin (who are royally stuffed by Norridge on the Sunday).

bedwetter2 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:33 pm

The Axman wrote:

TANGODANCER wrote:

So, is it a positive feeling then? I might be looking to subsidise the front page with another match preview from the Sparking Clog hostelry. Get your views in. :wink:

The Sparking Clog Iron snug is empty as everyones gone to the match.
Six pointer weekend with Trotters v QPR and Wolves v KFC. Coyle's collective pick straws for positions. Chaos reigns on the pitch with both sides defending deep; at one stage the ball rolls into the centre circle and neither side dares send anybody forward to retrieve it. The second half sees Barton bite his own leg off in anger, and Coyle substitutes N'gog for Jussi as a second goalkeeper. Waves of defenders patrol their own goallines and both sides become even deeper, each one adopting an 11-0-0 formation. Just about when it is certain that a goalless draw will result, Pratley, while playing keepie-uppie on his own penalty spot, manages to accidently miss it and the ball rolls off his arse into the back of the net. 0-1 to QPR and Barton bites his other leg off in celebration.
Later that afternoon Blackburn gain three points and climb out of the mire for a week /or Wolves get three points and leave Bolton deep in the shit with Wiggin (who are royally stuffed by Norridge on the Sunday).

Sounds about right, apart from the Barton bit......he would, if anything, bite off SWP's head and then kick it into the away supporters in the South stand.

The Axman · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:42 pm

Aye. But he's psychologically damaged coz Hughes has banned him from twittering.

coffeymagic · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:03 pm

What's going on eh? I mean seriously. We drowning in a sea of relegation through picking players out of position, out of form and out of loyalty, we've no fight, no team spirit and no personal pride.

Our manager wants to be everyone's best mate, our chairmans a gibbering fool and now we've got our own players taking pot shots from the half-way line at our own goalie.

Jesus Christ man. When did the ozone layer escape? Are we all dead and this is a some kind of hell?

No wonder I drink.

Dave Sutton's barnet · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:12 pm

Alright, I'll write a preview.

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