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Oh, I'd Rather have a Pastie than a Pie

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Author: Bench / Date: Thursday 5th April 2007

Away Daze

Can the Whites end the jinx of the Pie Dome? Bench's conclusion is decisive. Not.

And so the season is beginning to draw to its inevitable close and we are now, quite firmly, in the final run-in. In fact, we’re very much at the same point as we were last season. With a mere handful of games still to play, we find ourselves in the...

Pedalling Pedersen

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Author: Bench / Date: Tuesday 27th March 2007

Set Pieces

Ricardo Vaz Te is in exile at Hull and has reportedly tabled a transfer request. Henrik Pedersen remains at the Reebok. Has Sam Allaryce jettisoned the wrong man? Bench thinks not.

Seemingly, there is one inalienable truth here. Big Sam has stuffed things up. Right? Wrong. The answer, beyond a pair of boots with a decent length on studs, is simple. Character. There just isn't enough of this intangible stuff around in football these days and Henrik 'Pedallo' Pedersen, as I...

A Tale of Two Cities

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Author: Bench / Date: Friday 22nd December 2006

Away Daze

...Or rather, and perhaps more accurately: A Tale of One Half of a City and a Large Neighbouring Town, Which Is Broadly in the Same Borough of Said City.

Not exactly Shakespeare, but you get the gist. That’s right me fellow Wanderers, we are on the cusp of the greatest of epics - the Local Derby. This act sees us go toe-to-toe with our old foes from the Blue-and-considerably-less-successful half of Manchester. Tomorrow, we’re in for yet another...

Tal Ben Haim v Kevin Davies

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Author: Bench / Date: Tuesday 12th December 2006

Set Pieces

The contracts of these two key players are up for renewal, but suppose we can only afford one of them. Who’s more valuable to the Whites? Soldier radios in for the Bolton bully whilst Bench provides a seat for the stroppy Israeli.

ATTACK MINDED Our system works, of that there is no doubt, but it is Kevin Davies that makes it work in my view and should we lose him, we lose the system (at least the effective way in which it is played). Plus, if Davies goes, we can no longer laugh...

Getting a Fill of Fulham

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Author: Bench / Date: Wednesday 23rd August 2006

Away Daze

Time for our annual defeat at Craven Cottage... or will the Whites raise its thatched roof? Bench goes through the keyhole...

Our second game of the current Premiership campaign is upon us. So soon? Aye. Another screwed up evening kick-off mid-week. In Laaarrnnndon of all places. Darn sarf. Don't expect a particularly big turn-out for this one kids - especially in the away end. No matter. So what do we have to...

Bolton 2 - Allardyce 2

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Author: Bench / Date: Tuesday 3rd January 2006

Trotting Home

Bench kicks off the 2006 fixture list and reflects on what might have been this Xmas.....

I think its fair to say that Christmas has been pretty lean this year. A lacklustre performance against Sunderland yielding a mere point when we should have been unwrapping all three. The Boro game was postponed due to a frozen pitch. We capitulated in the absolute worst...

When is a Set Piece not a Set Piece?

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Author: Bench / Date: Thursday 8th September 2005

Set Pieces

Bench gets out his calculator and abacus to crunch some numbers on Bolton's set piece reputation...

I was idly watching that wonderful institution the other day, Sky Sports News, when they ever so casually threw me a curve ball of a statistic. Apparently, Bolton Wanderers (my beloved club that is treated with such petulance within the national media) scored 60% of their goals last season from...

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Author: Bench / Date: Friday 10th June 2005

Burnden Days & Barry Knights

It's time for Bench to make his pick of the pops...

GOALS 1. JAY-JAY OKOCHA v ASTON VILLA CARLING CUP SEMI 2004 (5-2) The second free kick - no-one else in the world would have dreamed of attempting it. 2. KEVIN NOLAN v MAN UTD 2001 (2-1) An incredible volley from the young mickey mouser following a fantastic deep cross from...

You're Simply Barness, Better Than All the Rest...

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Author: Bench / Date: Monday 21st March 2005

Set Pieces

Bench looks to the bench and finds our forgotten defender, Anthony Barness, languishing there...

Can anyone please explain to me why Tony Barness has been unceremoniously axed from the first team squad? In addition, why does Nicky Hunt get seemingly preferential treatment? Nicky Hunt has played in about 23 or so games for the Whites this season, and his performances have ranged...

Two Sides to Every Bad Penny

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Author: Bench / Date: Tuesday 15th March 2005

Set Pieces

As the saga continues, Bench looks at Bolton's newest media darling....

The Diouf saga continues unabated. Never have I seen a player turn from Hero to Villain after just one match. I really had thought that he was beginning to put his troubles behind him, knuckle down and turn-on the football. Which he did - for the...

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