The Archive
Ever wondered where all our past columnists have gone?
Well wonder no more!
Yes, that's right, they've come in here to rot in the archives.
Just click on the columist who's articles you wish to read, and you will be presented with all their top class writtings.
Archived Columns
Columnist: mofgimmers / Articles: 9
A visionary? A prophet? Surrealist? Yet another fat swine telling professional footballers how to do their job? Make up your own mind...
Columnist: ratbert / Articles: 5
There's a rat in our kitchen, what are we gonna do? We're gonna catch that rat and make him tell us all about all things Bolton...
Columnist: SAMHATER / Articles: 6
More phlegm than El Hadji, more anger than a bone crunching two footed tackle, it's our very own bull in a china shop...
Columnist: beer_swiller / Articles: 7
Let the Burnden Bard have his wicked way with wordplay. Watch him wonder lonely as a cloud...
Columnist: norm the jedi / Articles: 0
Lightsabre in hand, Norm the Jedi cuts the crap and tells it like it is...
Columnist: Mar / Articles: 10
Stuck in a dead end job? Coursework getting you down? Getting overly depressed following the Whites? Don't fret - Mar is here to share it with you...
Columnist: warthog / Articles: 12
Rooting around for the best footballing truffles money can buy, here's some porcine pearls from Warthog...
Columnist: Zulus Thousand of em / Articles: 7
Feel like the whole weight of the media is stacked against Bolton Wanderers? Pull yourself together! Where would we be if Michael Caine had panicked? Join Zulu as he fights back...
Columnist: CrazyHorse / Articles: 4
Hungry for more than the usual mouthful? Why not take a look at the contents of CH's Nosebag. It’s a dead cert, and that's straight from the horse’s mouth.
Columnist: TANGODANCER / Articles: 5
Quickstep The Whites through the opposition with Tango's nimble footwork. Let's show our opponents a little "Dirty dancing" that's not "Strictly Ballroom".
Columnist: communistworkethic / Articles: 7
TW's very own Trotter-skyist, Communistworkethic, cuts through the spin and brings you the "truth"......
Columnist: Tombwfc / Articles: 1
Give two fingers to the opposition and relax as Tom gives you his two thumbs fresh view on the world.
Columnist: Gertie / Articles: 9
Who's that on the terraces with the binoculars? Who else but our top notch female reporter Gertie